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Papa Joe Simpson Got A WeHo Makeover As The Young Gold Digging Boyfriend Surfaces

Joe Simpson stepped out in Los Angeles on Thursday sporting a look that is a far cry from his usual ill-fitting suit and tie or slacks and and sport coat dad-apparel of yesteryear.  That HAIR though, you guys.

In the photos, taken by TMZ, Papa Joe rocks the shit out of a fitted yellow sweater and black skinny jeans, with matching bright yellow kicks. Now it’s Daddy-Apparel!  Go on, Boo.

This makeover comes approximately a month after divorce papers were filed by Tina Simpson, and only weeks after reports that Simpson has recently come out as gay to his soon-to-be-ex-wife and daughters, Jessica and Ashlee. Gay, and involved with a paramour blabber-mouth gold digger more than 30 years his junior.

C L I C H E`

Early Saturday, Radar Online disclosed the identity of said alleged paramour.

Reports surfaced that the man in question is a 21-year-old aspiring “model” named Bryce Chandler Hill. The “anonymous source” that came forward, told Radar Online that Chandler Hill has been heard bragging throughout West Hollywood about his on/off relationship with Papa Joe, that has lasted for over a year. Sources say the two met through T.J. Espinoza, who is a close friend of Jessica and Ashlee.

Ugh. Gold digging cliche`…

Although Bryce Chandler Hill tweeted Friday night that the story is “simply not true,” assorted twitter interactions between he and Joe Simpson himself that have surfaced aren’t doing much to support his claims.

If high school ever taught us anything, it’s that if two people are interacting with one another — then yeah, they’re probably fucking.  Since Papa Joe won’t tweet me back, I guess only time will tell.

One more thing: PLEASE tell us everyone kissed and made up and that Ken Paves did Papa Joe’s highlights!!

Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack is throwing himself a benefit!

Un. Freaking. Believeable.

The toxicology results are still not back from the L.A. Coroner’s Office, and yet, Brittany Murphy’s husband is asking for donations to her “Foundation”.  Oh. Uh huh.  Is this actually a fundraiser for possible legal fees he may be dealing with very soon?

via ExtraTV.com

The late Brittany Murphy’s widower, Simon Monjack, is hosting an event to mark the launch of the Brittany Murphy Foundation.

It will take place this Thursday, February 4 in Beverly Hills, with tickets going for $1,000 a person, reports Us Weekly.

The Brittany Murphy Foundation supports arts education for children and others.”

And others”?? What exactly does THAT mean?  ConMonjack’s bank account? I find this entire thing so grossly inappropriate, I don’t even have the words to express my distaste.  I do hope the authorities are keeping a close eye on that dude, because Lord knows he’ll try to skip the country.

Don’t even get me going on the picture of Brittany on that $1000 per person invitation.  It looks like blood spatter, forpitysake.