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Let’s REALLY Discuss Kim Kardashian’s Wedding, Shall We? FIRST WEDDING PICTURES

Let me preface this by telling you that I feel a headache a-brewin’, so it’s appropriate that I’m about to unleash my smug and disapproving verbal eye-roll of a post about that one chick’s wedding that happened yesterday.

Honestly.  I used to like Kim Kardashian.  I even watched the family’s little reality show on E! on occasion when it first aired.  Then it all got to be too much and too gross and too loud.  I realize I’m being redundant and schoolmarm-ish by reminding everyone that Kim is famous mostly for getting peed on in a sex-tape with a third-rate R&B artist and her dad (the late Robert Kardashian) represented O.J. Simpson during his murder trial.  Oh, and that ass of hers.  Other than that?  It’s about who she knows, who she’s shagged, who her step-dad is, who her famewhore-momager is, blah blah blah.

So.

Kim  married NBA player Kris Humphries yesterday in Montecito, California, a peaceful yet very posh coastal town just outside of Santa Barbara.

The Four Seasons Biltmore - Montecito

Here’s the main reason I’m in a huff.  It’s being widely reported that a bride who was to be married this weekend at The Four Seasons Biltmore Hotel, where the Kardashians stayed prior to the wedding (which took place at an estate elsewhere in Montecito) pretty much had her Big Day ruined by the chaos created by the K’s, their security and the media.

via HollywoodNews.com

“While the family has reportedly been staying at the Four Seasons Biltmore in Santa Barbara in preparation for the day, it is rumored that the security is becoming a problem for another bride, states RadarOnline.com. “My good friend is paying a fortune to have her wedding here tomorrow and she was not even allowed in the bar where her whole wedding party was having a party!” a woman commented about a moment where security blocked everything for Kris Humphries who was going into the bar area.

The Bar at the Biltmore

Another guest at the hotel has also reportedly complained about his wife not being allowed back in the bar after she got up to use the restroom.”

Do you have any idea the expense and advance booking involved for a wedding at The Biltmore? It’s a gazillion dollars and at least a one year in advance planning–THAT’S how much. (It’s gauche to actually ask the pricing of booking a wedding there. Let’s just leave it at that.)  I really hope the Four Seasons Hotel made it up to that other bride who got the raw end of the Kardashian chaos.  Someone owes her a great big apology.

Okay…I promised you pictures.  Here.

Kimmy and Kris taking the vows

Photos via E!

Kylie, Kris and Kendal and a giant BOW.

Good Lord. That bow on Mother-of-the-Bride, Kris’s dress. Umm. The younger sisters look sweet.

The giant black and white wedding cake

I hope everyone realizes these people didn’t pay one single DIME for this grand affair. In fact Kim, et al are making MILLIONS of dollars via endorsements–everything from the wedding invitations, the bachelor and bachelorette parties in Las Vegas, to the wedding cake, to the deep discount on Kim’s 20 ct. engagement ring.  I’m just sayin’.

Seacrest and Hough - via SPLASH

The guest-list was a bit odd…UN-funny-man George Lopez, Mel B., Mario Lopez, Lindsay Lohan (?) and her mother, Dina Lohan,  and of course Merv Griffin and Eva Gabor Ryan Seacrest and “girlfriend”, Julianne Hough. (Come on…that was funny.)

The reception was shut down by the authorities early because the DECENT folk in Montecito complained about the noise and craziness late in the evening–and I don’t blame the locals one bit.  SNIFF. 

Can I stop writing about this  mess now? Please?