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Charlie Sheen FIRED from “Two and a Half Men” by Warner Bros. **UPDATE**

Warner Bros. and CBS have finally made it OFFICIAL…”Winner” Charlie Sheen has been FIRED from his sitcom, Two and a Half Men.  Show of hands? Anyone truly shocked by this news? I didn’t think so.

via CBS/Warner Bros.

“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately.”

What’s most interesting is that the execs aren’t saying Two and a Half Men isn’t being yanked off the air…just that Sheen absolutely will not be back.

Duuhhh.  Winning?

**UPDATE**

Charlie (WINNING) Sheen has issued a statement regarding his firing from his hit CBS show, via TMZ.com

Image: Videogum

This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

Sigh.  BOOM.  Headache!