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Mila Kunis Is ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Says Esquire Magazine

Look at the gorgeous, sexiness of Mila Kunis as this year’s Sexiest Woman Alive.

Photos: Esquire.com

Wow. I’LL say.  I haven’t agreed with Esquire’s annual “Sexiest Woman Alive” since Angelina Jolie was name back in 2004.  (Fine. So I have a type.)

Just to refresh your memory of Angelina’s 2004 “Sexiest Woman Alive” cover…

Mila is an interesting one. (Aside from hooking up again with Kutcher, but whatevs.) She gives a good interview, I’ll say that much.

via Esquire:


People are assholes and people lie,” says Mila Kunis on a lovely Wednesday morning in a café in the Hollywood Hills. What she’s talking about is her experience during the production and then the promotion of Max Payne, the 2008 action film she starred in with Mark Wahlberg. This all erupted suddenly, when that movie happened to come up during a conversation about some of her recent roles. She didn’t want to talk about it. Then she paused. And then she started talking about it. She squinted and slowly moved her head from side to side in a way that only means … motherfuckers! What Kunis is right now is worked up. Which is a fascinating thing to watch. Because onscreen, Mila Kunis is a master at being worked up — as Jackie on That ’70s Show, as Wahlberg’s girlfriend in Ted, as the voice of Meg Griffin on Family Guy. In real life, it’s just as captivating. Even over eggs.

So I spoke with Seth about you. And he mocked me at least once.

Only once?

I used the word wonderful to describe your voice.

“Meg” – Family Guy/FOX

Oh, God.

What I meant was textured and interesting and great for an animated show. And he started laughing. He said, “Wonderful would not be the word I would use to describe it. Overpowering maybe.”

He’s such a douchebag. I keep telling him, “Sarcasm does not translate well in print.” And he is so fucking dry. I’ve known him since I was fourteen, and I find self-deprecating humor great. I tell him, “You can mock away because I know who you are. In print, though? You’re going to come off like an asshole. So be careful.”

I look forward to finding Mila in my mailbox in a week or so…have I mentioned that Esquire is may favorite magazine, because it IS.


Seth MacFarlane To Host the 2013 Oscars?

Oh, HEY Guys!

Wow.  Seth MacFarlane hosting the 2013 Oscars?

I don’t know how this will go over with the audience at the Old Fart and Biddy Theater where the Oscars are broadcast in living color on your black and white television set.  I’m assuming the voting members of the Academy (super-old white dudes and their significant others/escorts) tend not to tune into to Stewie and the gang on Family Guy.  Nor have said old whiteys seen Seth’s hit film movie Ted which made a gazillion dollars all over the world.

Seth has released a statement regarding his excitement and mentioned Charlie Sheen:

“It’s truly an overwhelming privilege to be asked to host the Oscars,” MacFarlane said in the release. “My thoughts upon hearing the news were, one, I will do my utmost to live up to the high standards set forth by my predecessors; and two, I hope they don’t find out I hosted the Charlie Sheen roast.”

HA! Listen, I’m the first to admit to a tiny crush on tiny Seth.  Cute and funny go a long way up in here. But he was just okay hosting SNL and relied too heavily on his voices-schtick.  (Of course, if he didn’t “do Stewie” I’d be all mad about that, too…there’s no winning with my fat ass, apparently.)

Gaaah.  Whatever.  What do you all think?  I will say that I never cared much for Billy Crystal, except for when he first started hosting back in the what, 1930’s?  Of course I’d love to see mean, mean, FUNNY-mean Ricky Gervais host the Oscars but that will never happen.  He’s not even doing the Golden Globes again, so we’ve heard.

Stick with this look, Seth. You’ll like the way you look.

Photo: GettyImages

I have one bit of advice for Seth about hosting: Even though you’ve already worn this look, STICK WITH THE WHITE DINNER JACKET.  It draws the eye upwards and makes you appear TALLER. I know of what I speak. I guaran-effing-tee it.

Johnny Depp to Reprise ‘Edward Scissorhands’ Role for ‘Family Guy’

Johnny to Play Edward Again...

Image Credit: Fox; Firooz Zahedi/Fox

One never knows what Johnny Depp will do next, does one?  Seems he and “Family Guy” creator,  Seth MacFarlane are working together by bringing the Tim Burton-created character Edward Scissorhands on to the small screen.

via EW.com

“In a brief cameo, Depp voices Edward in one of the show’s cutaway gags. It did take a second for the actor — who watches the show with his kids — to get back into that vulnerable character from two decades ago, though. “When he was in the booth, he said that he felt like he hadn’t done that voice since he did it in front of the camera,” notes Family Guy executive producer Mark Hentemann.

“He was able to snap right back into Edward Scissorhands once we pulled up a clip from the movie.” Adds Hentemann: “He was amazing — and demonstrated extraordinary patience with all the fawning women in our office who swarmed him.”

Excuse me while I give a slow-clap to Johnny for remembering Edward’s speech cadence and tolerance with a bunch of slobbering chicks in an office.  That’s “so extraordinary“, isn’t it?

Full. Body. Eyeroll.