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Emmy Winners 2013 – Full List of Eyerolls and Headshakes

 

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston went home EMPTY HANDED??
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston went home EMPTY HANDED in the Acting Category??

If ONLY you had been in my house last night.  In any room, really. The screeching profanity that spewed out of my cake hole was deafening when neither Aaron Paul or Bryan Cranston won for Breaking Bad.  Then THIS happened:

 

 

In fact, I turned the awards show OFF and switched over to the final episode of Dexter then promptly moved on to my beloved and dying Breaking Bad’s second to last episode EVER.  

Rob Lowe was ROBBED, I tell ya!
Rob Lowe was ROBBED, I tell ya!

Oh, and I’m STILL mad about Rob Lowe being completely snubbed for his BRILLIANT work in Behind The Candelabra.

ANYsourgrapes.  Here are your 2013 Emmy Winners:

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Nurse Jackie • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Lionsgate Television, A Caryn Mandabach Production, Clyde Phillips Productions, Jackson Group Entertainment
Merritt Wever as Zoey Barkow

Outstanding Writing For A Comedy Series
30 Rock • Last Lunch • NBC • Broadway Video and Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Television
Tina Fey, Written by
Tracey Wigfield, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Veep • HBO • Dundee Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Tony Hale as Gary Walsh

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Veep • HBO • Dundee Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer

Outstanding Directing For A Comedy Series
Modern Family • Arrested • ABC • Picador Productions & Steve Levitan Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television
Gail Mancuso, Directed by

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc. in association with Warner Bros. Television
Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie
The Big C: Hereafter • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Sony Pictures Television, Perkins Street Productions, Farm Kid, Original Film
Laura Linney as Cathy Jamison

Outstanding Writing For A Drama Series
Homeland • Q&A • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Fox 21, Teakwood Lane Productions, Cherry Pie Productions, Keshet
Henry Bromell, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Anna Gunn as Skyler White

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
The Voice • NBC • One Three, Inc., Talpa Media USA, Inc. in association with Warner Horizon Television
John De Mol, Executive Producer
Mark Burnett, Executive Producer
Audrey Morrissey, Executive Producer
Stijn Bakkers, Executive Producer
Lee Metzger, Executive Producer
Chad Hines, Co-Executive Producer
Jim Roush, Co-Executive Producer
Amanda Zucker, Co-Executive Producer
Nicolle Yaron, Senior Supervising Producer
Mike Yurchuk, Senior Supervising Producer
Kyra Thompson, Supervising Producer
Teddy Valenti, Senior Producer
May Johnson, Producer
Carson Daly, Producer
Ashley Baumann, Producer
Keith Dinielli, Producer

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire • HBO • Leverage, Closest to the Hole Productions, Sikelia Productions and Cold Front Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Bobby Cannavale as Gyp Rosetti

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
The Newsroom • HBO • HBO Entertainment
Jeff Daniels as Will McAvoy

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Homeland • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Fox 21, Teakwood Lane Productions, Cherry Pie Productions, Keshet
Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison

Outstanding Directing For A Drama Series
House Of Cards • Chapter 1 • Netflix • Donen/Fincher/Roth and Trigger Street Productions, Inc. in association with Media Rights Capital for Netflix
David Fincher, Directed by

Outstanding Writing For A Variety Series
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Hello Doggie, Inc. with Busboy Productions and Spartina Productions
Opus Moreschi, Head Writer
Stephen Colbert, Writer
Tom Purcell, Writer
Rich Dahm, Writer
Barry Julien, Writer
Michael Brumm, Writer
Rob Dubbin, Writer
Jay Katsir, Writer
Frank Lesser, Writer
Glenn Eichler, Writer
Meredith Scardino, Writer
Max Werner, Writer
Eric Drysdale, Writer
Dan Guterman, Writer
Paul Dinello, Writer
Nate Charny, Writer
Bobby Mort, Writer

Outstanding Directing For A Variety Series
Saturday Night Live • Host: Justin Timberlake • NBC • SNL Studios in association with Universal Television and Broadway Video
Don Roy King, Directed by

Outstanding Choreography
Dancing With The Stars • Routines: Hey Pachuco / Para Los Rumberos / Walking On Air • ABC • BBC Worldwide Productions
Derek Hough, Choreographer

Outstanding Variety Series
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Hello Doggie, Inc. with Busboy Productions and Spartina Productions
Stephen Colbert, Host/Executive Producer
Tom Purcell, Executive Producer
Jon Stewart, Executive Producer
Meredith Bennett, Co-Executive Producer
Rich Dahm, Co-Executive Producer
Barry Julien, Co-Executive Producer
Tanya Bracco, Supervising Producer
Emily Lazar, Supervising Producer
Paul Dinello, Supervising Producer
Matt Lappin, Supervising Producer

Outstanding Writing For A Miniseries, Movie Or A Dramatic Special
The Hour • BBC America • A Kudos Film and Television / BBC America
co-production
Abi Morgan, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
American Horror Story: Asylum • FX Networks • 20th Century Fox Television
James Cromwell as Dr. Arthur Arden

Outstanding Directing For A Miniseries, Movie Or A Dramatic Special
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Steven Soderbergh, Directed by

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Political Animals • USA • Berlanti Productions and Laurence Mark Productions in association with Warner Horizon Television
Ellen Burstyn as Margaret Barrish Worthington

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Michael Douglas as Liberace

Outstanding Miniseries Or Movie
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Jerry Weintraub, Executive Producer
Gregory Jacobs, Producer
Susan Ekins, Producer
Michael Polaire, Producer

Outstanding Comedy Series
Modern Family • ABC • Picador Productions & Steve Levitan Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television
Steven Levitan, Executive Producer
Christopher Lloyd, Executive Producer
Danny Zuker, Executive Producer
Dan O’Shannon, Executive Producer
Bill Wrubel, Executive Producer
Paul Corrigan, Executive Producer
Brad Walsh, Executive Producer
Jeffrey Richman, Executive Producer
Abraham Higginbotham, Executive Producer
Jeff Morton, Executive Producer
Ben Karlin, Co-Executive Producer
Becky Mann, Producer
Audra Sielaff, Producer
Elaine Ko, Producer
Chris Smirnoff, Producer

Outstanding Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Vince Gilligan, Executive Producer
Mark Johnson, Executive Producer
Michelle MacLaren, Executive Producer
Melissa Bernstein, Co-Executive Producer
Sam Catlin, Co-Executive Producer
Peter Gould, Co-Executive Producer
George Mastras, Co-Executive Producer
Thomas Schnauz, Co-Executive Producer
Moira Walley-Beckett, Supervising Producer
Bryan Cranston, Producer
Diane Mercer, Producer
Stewart A. Lyons, Produced By

NPH_EMMYS

 

And please don’t LEAP all over me when I say that I LOVE Neil Patrick Harris. BUT. He’s thisclose to jumping on my last good nerve with the clevah showtune numbahs.  I still think he’s hilarious–just ENOUGH with the songs.

Just because…

 

 Yo, bitch.  Give me THESE women from now on. Forever.

 

Sidebar: Looky who’s laughing right behind Tina and Amy, yo. 

 

Tina-Amy-glasses

 

Dipped in Cream’s favorite Will Graham from NBC’s Hannibal — Hugh Dancy, aka the amazing actor who’s married to Claire Danes the chick who keeps winning Emmys for her now-patented “Ugly Cry”.

 

Ugly Cryface wins again.
Ugly Cryface wins again.

 

So, yeah. I’m crabby.  Just part of my charm, right?

The Good, Bad and Ugly of the Emmys 2013 Red Carpet

Emmy-statue

 

So many beautiful stars, so many questionable dresses. Something was missing from Sunday night’s Emmys red carpet, i’m not sure what or who it was, but I won’t be surprised to hear that some stylists got fired. There were deep jewel tones, lots of white and hair possibly done by Jane Jetson. Here’s are the good, and not so good, looks from the 2013 Emmys!

 

zooey deschanel (1)

Zooey Deschanel in bright blue (a color her sister Emily also wore) J. Mendel.

morena baccarin (1)

A very pregnant Morena Baccarin in red.

aubrey plaza

Aubrey Plaza, looking like an extra in in this season’s AHS: Coven in Marios Schwab.

linda cardellini

Linda Cardellini in a purple, wavy Donna Karan.

lena headey

Lena Headey showed some leg in black lace.

mindy kaling

Mindy Kaling wore this plum Georges Chakra dress.

julia louis

Big winner Julia Louis-Dreyfus wore Monique Lhuillier.

heidi klum

Always in something that looks like it’s killing her, Heidi Klum in Atelier Versace.

aaron and bryan

The men of ‘Breaking Bad,’ Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston.

anna faris

We’re still not sure if that is Anna Faris‘ real hair, but it and her skin blended in too much with her yellow Monique Lhuillier dress.

sarah silverman

Sarah Silverman turned some heads in this little black dress. It only cost $60 by Stop Staring!

julianna margulies (1)

Julianna Margulies went for this mostly white Reed Krakoff.

elisabeth moss

Elisabeth Moss, also in black and white Andrew Gn.

michelle dockery

Dowton”s Michelle Dockery in Prada.

rose byrne

Human eraser Rose Byrne in pepto Calvin Klein.

christina hendricks (1)

The always lovely Christina Hendricks in custom Christian Siriano.

hammburgler

Her ‘Mad Men’ co-star Jon Hamm wore a white tux jacket, and vacation beard, with girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt.

sofia vergara (1)

We’re so surprised that Sofia Vergara wore this body hugging, low-cut Vera Wang dress.

claire danes

Claire Danes, or a well dressed ghost, in Armani Prive.

kerry washington (1)

I saved this one for last, because it pains me so. We adore Kerry Washington around these parts, but this Marchesa might have been a huge misstep. For a lady that was just crowned the most stylish celeb of 2013 by People, we kind of expected better. Don’t do this to us again, K. Wash!