Oh, forpitySAKE. Look at Kristen Stewart. I guess it takes an amazing photographer, hair and makeup artists and a stylist, (and maybe a little weed…just tellin’ ya what I heard!) THEN–and ONLY THEN will KStew appear to be having a bit of fun while smoking in black and white. Did I mention the photographer is MARIO TESTINO? (Oh, yeah. Up there.) Yeah. Quite possibly the Royal Photographer for Kate and William’s wedding in April? Yeah.
So watch Sourpuss Kristen channel Elizabeth Taylor, Vivien Leigh…even Sherilyn Fenn. (Psssh…she bloody wishes she could exude that kind of heat.)
I don’t buy it. Kristen looks good…but she’ll never have “It”.