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Edward and Bella in BED? Having “ess eee ex”? Oh, jeez. Here we go…

Get the smelling salts, y'all.

Photo: Access Hollywood via Entertainment Weekly

Can you hear the moans from all the Twihards??

This British woman WILL find a way to put HER head on the picture up there for her next tattoo. I guaran-effing-tee it.

Access Hollywood flashed a photo of Edward and Bella in BED (!), clearly fornicating, from Entertainment Weekly‘s article about the latest installment of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.

Looks like we (and I’m using The RoyalWe“–because I’ve never read a single book or watched a single Twilight movie) get to see Edward ON TOP (plugging my ears) of Bella Swan.

In case you missed Salon’s “10 Most Baffling Twilight Products“, please feel free to peruse the peculiar items (vibrators, condoms, dolls, tampon holders and MORE!). ForpitySAKE.

Here’s where I give full disclosure that I’m once again whoring myself for page “hits”.

Thankyouverymuch.