This starlet has hooked a lot of buzz and if her new movie is as big as we think it will be, she’ll soon be on the A list. She has been hero-worshiping the director of the film (big name/lots of good movies) for years, but now they’ve taken it to the next level. Lots of dirty texts and a strangely close relationship that is creeping out cast and crew. Not sure if they’ve bumped the uglies, but it seems inevitable at this point.
“Why would someone get married simply to get divorced? Money. Fame. Her romances make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines. She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out.
When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don’t approve). What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor.”
Jessica Simpson and her giant baby-bump took to Twitter to make the big announcement that she is indeed pregnant. You know what? I was hoping she’d do something different and just keep her trap (ahem) shut until she gave birth…but then there wouldn’t be the “is she or isn’t she?” media circus…and we just can’t have that now can we?
Here we go, y’all. Jessica will be on every single talk-show that will have her now that she’s announced her pg-ness.