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2011 Oscar Nominations – Full List (aka A good dose of Ambien)

Yeah, I know. I’m late to the party. It’s just part of my charm.  Part of my charm is also hoarking my lungs out, a-bloody-gain.  Honestly.  Just put me in The Home already.  Here’s what you’re lookin’ for.  Don’t fall asleep while scanning the list of Oscar noms, mmkay?  (Read: Honk Shooooooo, as if we didn’t already know.)

via: Oscar.go.com

Actor in a Leading Role

Javier Bardem, “Biutiful”
Jeff Bridges, “True Grit”
Jesse Eisenberg, “The Social Network”
Colin Firth, “The King’s Speech”
James Franco, “127 Hours”

Actor in a Supporting Role

Christian Bale, “The Fighter”
John Hawkes, “Winter’s Bone”
Jeremy Renner, The Town”
Mark Ruffalo, “The Kids Are All Right”
Geoffrey Rush, “The King’s Speech”

Actress in a Leading Role

Annette Bening, “The Kids Are All Right”
Nicole Kidman, “Rabbit Hole”
Jennifer Lawrence, “Winter’s Bone”
Natalie Portman, “Black Swan”
Michelle Williams, “Blue Valentine”

Actress in a Supporting Role

Amy Adams, “The Fighter”
Helena Bonham Carter, “The King’s Speech”
Melissa Leo, “The Fighter”
Hailee Steinfeld, “True Grit”
Jacki Weaver, “Animal Kingdom”

Animated Feature Film

“How to Train Your Dragon”
“The Illusionist”
“Toy Story 3”

Music (Original Song)

“Coming Home” from “Country Strong” Music and Lyric by Tom Douglas, Troy Verges and Hillary Lindsey
“I See the Light” from “Tangled” Music by Alan Menken Lyric by Glenn Slater
“If I Rise” from “127 Hours” Music by A.R. Rahman Lyric by Dido and Rollo Armstrong
“We Belong Together” from “Toy Story 3″ Music and Lyric by Randy Newman (FFS)

Best Picture

“Black Swan”
“The Fighter”
“The Kids Are All Right”
“The King’s Speech”
“127 Hours”
“The Social Network”
“Toy Story 3”
“True Grit”
“Winter’s Bone”

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

“127 Hours” by Danny Boyle & Simon Beaufoy
“The Social Network” by Aaron Sorkin
“Toy Story 3” by Michael Arndt; Story by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton and Lee Unkrich
“True Grit” by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
“Winter’s Bone” by Debra Granik & Anne Rosellini

Writing (Original Screenplay)

“Another Year” by Mike Leigh
“The Fighter” by Scott Silver and Paul Tamasy & Eric Johnson;
Story by Keith Dorrington & Paul Tamasy & Eric Johnson
“Inception” by Christopher Nolan
“The Kids Are All Right” by Lisa Cholodenko & Stuart Blumberg
“The King’s Speech” by David Seidler

Best Director

Darren Aronofsky, “Black Swan”
David O. Russell, “The Fighter”
Tom Hooper, “The King’s Speech”
David Fincher, “The Social Network”
Joel & Ethan Coen, “True Grit”

Best Foreign Film

Biutiful (Mexico)
Dogtooth (Greece)
In a Better World (Denmark)
Incendies (Canada)
Outside the Law (France)

A couple of things:  Firstly?  Javier Bardem can thank Julia Roberts for her ummm, “campaign” to get his ass nominated.  I’m hoping to see a slap-fight between Horseface Roberts and Javier’s WIFE, Penna-Lope (it’s pronounced the way it’s spelled. Thank you, Andrew), because we all know a li’l sum-sum went on during the filming of Snort, Neigh, Cackle.  MAYBE…just tellin’ ya what I heard, yo.

Secondly!?  Randy-effing-Newman.  For the love of Pete.  Just GIVE it to him now, so I don’t have to look at him or worse yet, HEAR that annoying cutesy, nasal, old-ass stoner warble of his.  I’m serious.  Dude drives me outta my ever-lovin’ gourd.

All the other nominations are predictable, and I need to go tend to my stable of Horsefaces. I have some bartering to do.

Oh, and GO Black Cornish Game Hen!!!

Today’s Blind Item – The Biggest NON-Blind Item EVER Edition

“This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter. She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.

via (Blind Gossip)

So, I have nothing to add.  Like, at all.  Oh, hold up.  DURRRRR.

Today’s Blind Item – Fakey Couple Edition

“You may be wondering what the real story is with this superstar couple. While they certainly make a good-looking pair, it does seem a little unlikely that they would have hooked up on their own. The truth is that she is just the latest in a series of beards for him. The arrangement helps both of their careers, and they are happy to go along with it for the sake of PR. We think that our musically-inclined girl may secretly be a Whitney Houston fan, because while she can’t quite match Whitney’s voice, she can certainly take a dating cue from one of her films. She dates the famous actor in public, but in private, it’s all about the bodyguard.”

via [Blind Gossip]

I’ll just tell you my guess:  GyllenSquints.  Come ON.  Does anyone really believe this relationship could be real?  All of those staged “coffee date” photos over the holidays were just lame.