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Brandy’s Brother Ray J Needs To Sit Down

 

So, Ray J released a song called “I Hit It First,” a desperate cry for attention and an attempt to stir a big pot of poo. The song features lines like “She might move on to rappers and ballplayers/ But we all know I hit it first.” Well, we all know who he’s talking about, but Ray J honey, it’s time to move on.

After he released the song, which features a pixelated photo of Kim Kardashian from a couple of years ago, he tweeted “It’s not serious!” and it isn’t, but child move on! Since his sister Brandy made her mark in the industry as a teenager with a number of hit songs and a very popular television show, Ray J has always been known as well, Brandy’s little brother. He had a couple of successful singles on his own, but no one was really checking for him until a tape of a sexual nature was released featuring him and his then girlfriend Kim K. engaging in some boring antics. He got two reality shows on VH1 from this sudden burst of fame, but does anyone still care about him in that way?

Ray J. and Kim K. back in the  sex tape day.

 

Whether you think the song is funny or not, you have to admit it’s pretty childish. You can listen to it here via MTV and decide for yourself if you think Ray J is telling the truth about the song not being about anyone in particular. “They just gotta keep it on the surface. I’m not trying to create no war, it’s all love; we’re doing music.”

Yeah, yeah, ok dude. I think what bothers me the most is that I’m defending Kim yet again! What is this world coming to?!

Can 2011 bring the end to the Hipster Glasses? Please?

REALLY, Andy??

This trend really needs to shut up.  It’s as if all of the celebrities are like, “You know, I’m so stinkin’ good-looking that I need to wear some ugly/ironic glasses to show everyone how I don’t take my physical beauty seriously. But I look really hot still, right??“.

Now it’s the President  of The Silver Fox Club pulling this craziness.  Anderson Cooper?  Take those stupid hipster glasses OFF and throw them away.  I’m seriously doing my patented Full-Body Eyeroll.

Let’s take a look at the other goons who have worn the Hipster Glasses in 2010, shall we?

These two idiots.
This child.
I'm a Serious Ac-TOR.
THIS one really should know better.
Try-Hard Hipster Idiot
This dork.
This tycoon should KNOW better.

And here’s the ultimate in Dumb-Assery:

Yeah. It's a TATTOO.

“Man, these glasses are NOT just a fad!”

ForpitySAKE.