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Reese Witherspoon Arrested – DUI And Disorderly Conduct With Agent Husband In Atlanta *UPDATE – Mugshot!*


Well, what have we HERE?  Miss Holier-Than-Thou-Perfect-Blonde-Reese Witherspoon (now brunette for a film) seems to be in trouble with The Law.  It also seems she has quite a mouth on her when confronted by the po-po.

**UPDATE – Reese’s Mugshot**

Variety/Image via AP/Fox 5 – Reese Witherspoon’s Mugshot

Get a load of THIS via Variety.com:



Reese Witherspoon and her husband, CAA agent James Toth, were arrested and briefly jailed early Friday morning in Atlanta, Ga., after he was pulled over under suspicion of driving while intoxicated, confirmed an official at the city’s Dept. of Corrections.

Toth was pulled over after midnight Friday driving a silver 2013 Ford Focus, which the officer witnessed weaving across a double line on Atlanta’s Peachtree St. Toth appeared disheveled and his breath smelled of alcohol, according to the police report, prompting the officer to administer a sobriety test.

As Toth walked in the Walgreens parking lot where the officer instructed him to pull over to, Witherspoon became increasingly agitated from the vehicle, which prompted the officer to warn her to stay in the car for the sake of her own safety.

Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer,” according to the police report. “I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet.

Once Toth was placed under arrest, Witherspoon exited the vehicle and was instructed to get back in the car. According to the report, she “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground.’”

The officer then detailed how she resisted as he grabbed her arms to arrest as Toth attempted to calm her down.

As the report details, “Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.

The report also specified, “Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.”

Oh. Gurrrrl.  You pulled the “Don’t you know who I AM?” card?  According to US Magazine, you were THRILLED to be a brunette for your new movie (ahem), “The Good Lie“–filming in Atlanta, because (and I quote):


Reese, smiling and being perfect on the set of her new movie, filming in Atlanta.


It’s great to be brunette,” Witherspoon said at the time. “Nobody knows who I am. Everybody walks right past me. It’s a nice reprieve from my normal self.

Oh, Reese.  Nice try.


Amanda Bynes Pulled Over While Driving With Suspended License. Derrrrp.

Seriously, Amanda?

Photo: TMZ

Gotdammit, Amanda Bynes.
Obviously, Amanda didn’t get a chance to check out Dipped In Cream and appreciate the message that I put so much time and effort into for her, because she was pulled over again last night — this time for driving without her headlights on.
Nevermind, the sheer stupidity of that indiscretion, but need I remind you that Amanda’s license is currently suspended? Apparently this isn’t a concern for the LAPD, because last night she was simply given a verbal warning and sent on her way. Some rookie cop is gonna get his ass handed to him for that one.

Or maybe not. At this point, I can’t help but feel that Amanda has been repeatedly escaping each of these situations that would have landed anyone else in jail. Where is her second mugshot? Where is the footage of her sobbing in court? Where is her 45 minutes spend in a jail cell due to “overcrowding“? Any day now, people.

It seems to me that the LAPD needs to get their shit together almost as much as Amanda does.

But hey, at least she wasn’t (visibly) intoxicated this time. Baby steps…


Today’s Blind Item – Only When These Scientologist Gals Are Tipsy Edition

 via CDaN

THESE two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Who are they?

Obviously, this can’t be John Travolta, Tom Cruise or Will Smith because technically they are all still married.  Snort. (See what I did there?)

Okay, the list of Co$ gals is pretty long:

Katie Holmes

Kelly Preston

Kirstie Alley

Jenna Elfman

Juliette Lewis

Elisabeth Moss

Erika Christensen

Leah Rimini

Jennifer Lopez (?)

Laura Prepon

Priscilla Presley

Naturally, Kirstie could be the divorced one…any other ideas?