What kind of gotdamn Royal Goon am I when I have no bloody idea what Trooping the Colour is all about? Listen, I really only care about the personal stuff with The Royal Family, like Harry in Las Vegas, the meaty thighs of Baby Prince George (and how much he looks like my son Alex when he was a baby), EVERYTHING about Kate, my undying love for William and his Mum Diana…and that’s really IT for Royal worship. Oh, and The Queen’s corgis!
What I really wanna know is, what the BLOODY HELL* is so funny??
Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby.
The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news.
The Duchess was admitted this afternoon to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. As the pregnancy is in its very early stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter.
The poor thing, though. For those of us who know about morning all-day sickness for all nine months, I feel for her. Acute morning sickness is real. I think I’m getting a sympathy barf on deck just talking about it.
SO exciting…but oh, Kate. I have one bit of advice. Brush your teeth during your shower. (Not even gonna go into detail why.) Honey, just get it all over with at once.
Prince William wore the red uniform of Colonel of the Irish Guards.
The whole world watched Catherine Middleton emerge from The Queen’s classic 1977 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI at the church — Westminster Abbey — with her father, Michael Middleton in a gorgeous gown designed by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. The McQueen dress is ivory and silk gazar with lace applique handmade by Royal School of Needlework at Hampton Court Palace. Her Maid of Honor, sister Pippa, wore a ivory sheath dress with short sleeves.
When Catherine arrived at the altar after a 4-minute long walk down the aisle, Prince William told her “You look beautiful“.
Ohmygoodness. Sometimes all we need are the photos, don’t you agree?