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Prince William and Kate Are Expecting Their Second Child!


You guys.  You must know by now what a complete Royal Dork I am…so any good news like a new baby on the way will always makes me squeal.  In a statement, Clarence House issued the following announcement. 

“Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their second child,” said the official announcement Monday morning. 

“The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news.

As with her first pregnancy, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum. Her Royal Highness will no longer accompany The Duke of Cambridge on their planned engagement in Oxford today. The Duchess of Cambridge is being treated by doctors at Kensington Palace.”


UGH! Bless Kate’s heart.  Some women’s bodies HATE being pregnant, and mine was one of them, too.  Yeah. My first (Royal!) son, Alexander weighed 7 lbs. 15 oz.–and I weighed 134 lbs. (5’7″)  AT DELIVERY . Bleh. I really feel for poor Kate.


I wonder how Prince George of Side-Eye will react when the new baby arrives…

Congratulations to William and Kate!


Duchess Kate Is PREGNANT!



Halleluherrr!  Kate’s PREGNANT!  This lovely news has been confirmed, according to the duke and duchess’ official website (which has crashed due to, well, all of us flipping right out) and by formal statement, announcing The Duchess’s condition:

Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby.

The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news.

The Duchess was admitted this afternoon to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. As the pregnancy is in its very early stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter.

The poor thing, though.  For those of us who know about morning all-day sickness for all nine months, I feel for her. Acute morning sickness is real.  I think I’m getting a sympathy barf on deck just talking about it.

SO exciting…but oh, Kate.  I have one bit of advice.  Brush your teeth during your shower. (Not even gonna go into detail why.) Honey, just get it all over with at once.

My Royal Family Dorkiness has been renewed!

MORE Kate Middleton Pictures? Yeah, THAT Kind.

Oh, Kate.

I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t advise you of some new photos of Kate Middleton from her nude sunbathing holiday with William.  Yeah.  See what I did there? I made it sound as if I have some kind of duty to inform you about (gulp) bottomless pics of love Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge taken with a crazy-huge lens unbeknownst to her.

The photos which were seemingly copied from a spread in the Scandinavian magazine Se og Hør (which translates to See and Hear), are on Egostastic.com.  Someone needs to start a PoorKate.com. Seriously.

Ugh. Poor Kate Dot Com

via Eonline.com:

“We are a leading gossip magazine in Denmark, and it is my job to publish them,” Kim Henningsen said, via the Belfast Telegraph.

Taken with a very long lens the grainy images show Will slathering Kate’s back and bottom with lotion as she pulls down her bikini.

A rep for the royals declined to comment, telling E! News, “Our stance is the same as before—we aren’t commenting on any further legal action save to say all proportionate responses will be kept under review.”

Scandalous Kate pics could fetch $1 million.

In other words, Denmark is on notice.

Ten days ago, lawyers for Will and Kate obtained an injunction against Closer for breach of privacy. The magazine was ordered to pull the topless pics and hand over all digital copies. A French court has also launched a criminal probe into whether the tabloid and the photographer should face prosecution. Separately, the editor for the Irish Daily Star was suspended for giving the go-ahead for his paper to publish some of the topless images.

I know. All y’all care about is the LINK. Fine. Go! I’ll spare you my alternately outraged yet perversely curious rant.