Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here’s moon-face Taylor Swift “pretending” to be Rapunzel for that Disney campaign. You know, the one Annie Liebovitz does every year? I’m pretty sure this is simply a candid of Taylor’s lair where she plots and pines over Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Corey Monteith,John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy, That English Kid From That Boyband, Bradley Cooper (who laughed in her face at the Golden Globes) and whomever is next on her list.
But let’s get to the REAL story here. I had a dream last night (STAYWITH ME!!) that Taylor Swift was wandering around my house in a long, flowing dress while I CHASED AFTER HER, CONSTANTLY WIPING HER FACE AND CALLING HER “A DIRTY TODDLER”. I know, right?? The hell?
Oh–and there was a big, fat wiener dogunder foot while I tended to Taylor’s dirty face.
With her father releasing private cell phone conversations to TMZ, I’m not sure what is left to for LiLo to reveal. But a week is a decade in former teen star years, so Babs may have some new ground to cover, if she can actually catch up to Lohan.
As for Miley, she has been making the talk show rounds promoting her guest appearance on Two and A Half Men. Despite some tweets from the Jada Pinkett Smith school of social media, Cyrus is still engaged to one of them Hemsworth Boys. She and the Thor, Red DawnHunger Gamesstar Liam, recently revealed matching tattoos. Their ink is from a speech by Theodore Roosevelt. Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they know he is a US President. What’s the over/under they think he’s the one in the wheelchair from Annie?
Unsurprisingly, there is no date set for Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Barbara Walters.
Liz and Dick will premiere on Lifetime,November 25, 2012.
The Two and Half Men episode with Miley Cyrus will air on CBS,October 18, 2012.
Much Music reports that after a Barbie doll was thrown on stage during a recent concert, Demi Lovato told the audience:
“I’ve been through so much in my 20 years of life. It’s very important that I share this story with you guys. I know how you guys feel and I want to show you guys that you can get through it because I’m living proof right here.
And guess what? I’m not this. (referring to the doll) And it means the world to me that you guys still love me no matter what.”
Was this an organic, off the cuff moment or something carefully constructed by her PR/management team? *COUGH totallyplanned COUGH**
Don’t Know & Don’t Care. I’m rooting for this particular side of Demi (depending on who you ask, the more famous one might need some good vibes, too) so much so I would even watch the Katie Couric show again.
Sticking with Much Music but on to another of DivaJulia’s favorite people, Miley Cyrus is negotiating to star in a Lifetime miniseries about the infamous crime duo, Bonnie and Clyde.
With Lindsay Lohan as LizTaylor coming at to us in November, Lifetime is apparently positioning itself as a place for teen actresses to reinvent themselves.