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David Beckham Runs In His Underwear For H&M

Oh. Hey, David.

 

Soccer superstar David Beckham teamed up with director Guy Ritchie to create one of the hottest ads we’ve ever seen. Becks sees his “sons” off to school, when he gets his robe caught in the door of a Range Rover, presumably driven by his wife Victoria. Does Vicki drive? After getting locked out of the house by a dog, he runs and swims through a Beverly Hills neighborhood just to get the robe back. All while never losing a slipper.

Becks and Guy Ritchie onset

The 90 second short film promotes the David Beckham Bodywear Spring collection for his collaboration with H&M. It’s a little odd that the commercial features him adjusting himself, the point should be that after all that running he wouldn’t need to, but we appreciate the shots anyways!

Check out the full line here.

 

David and Victoria Beckham to SPLIT?

Oooh. They look crabby.

 

Awww, jeez.  I am not one to post something that just doesn’t seem possible, but I am going to run with this one.  I’ve got some fancy European sources who are verifying that indeed David and Victoria Beckham are splitting up.

Oh, no.  I’m hearing that Victoria is ovah David’s philandering. Cheating. Whoring about. Sniffing up skirts.   Perhaps the gossip regarding Becks shagging Katherine Jenkins was the last straw?  But is that all?  What if there are other factors?

I’m no body-language expert, but…wait. Yes, I AM.

 

I posted a couple of BLIND ITEMS this summer hinting about a certain couple on the verge…

Also, there’s THIS on Twitter TODAY:

Now, that’s a Power Couple who can control the media to this extent…

David Beckham Has a New Tattoo for Harper

Oh, David.

I just assume that David Beckham never stinks.  Oh, he might get a little sweat-sweat, but he sweats his own bottled fragrance through his glands, don’t you think?  (Hush up.  Just let me have my own little thoughts on David and is sweat, ya hear?)

Purrrdy.

So, what have we here?  Since Harper wasn’t taken into consideration when Daddy Becks got his giant tattoo of the Lord and the cherubs just weeks prior to her birth, he quickly added her name on his collarbone.  Damn, that’s hot.

Can I take a whiff of that?  No, seriously.