First of all, before anyone else says it, I know. I know Brandon Boyd bears a striking resemblance to my beautiful son Hunter. In face, if George Harrison and Brandon somehow had a child, he would be Hunter. Hunter Brandon Harrison. So there. I get it.
What I don’t wanna hear are any wise-ass remarks pertaining to some Freudian crap or any Oedipus references. Can’t a Mum just be happy her baby boy turned into a beauty like her favorite musicians, forpitysake?
Photo: John Miller
ANYlovemyboy, I’ve posted my favorite Incubus song, and one of my favorite all-time songs by anyone, EVER, “Dig“. Take a moment a listen to the words.
So, what else is new? Dreamboat Paul Rudd made me squeal like a little girl last night on “Conan” when he made an appearance to chat about croissants, mustaches and his new comedy, “Our Idiot Brother”.
Let’s take a look, shall we?
It’s all about The Funny, kids. Add The Cute Factor and that equals Total Package Overload.
Oh. Mah. Gyaaaaaah. Yes. It will be mine. Sokoblovsky Farms, Russia’s Finest and ONLY purveyors of “Petite Lap Giraffes” has created a special waiting list so that you, too, can own one of these treasured babies.
Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.
If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite. PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.
I’m having a custom marble bath tub made for my little Precious One!