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“Machete” Badass, Danny Trejo to guest-star on “Modern Family”

Danny Trejo, star of "Machete" to appear on "Modern Family"

Oh, this is cool.  I’m a big fan of Danny Trejo, who has been in just about all of Robert Rodriguez’s films and stars in his latest “Machete”.  And guess, what?  Oh.  The title already told you.

via TVGuide.com

“The Modern Family episode finds Claire in charge of an upcoming school dance at the boys’ school. While all the other moms are afraid of Danny’s menacing janitor, fearless Claire forms an unlikely bond with the guy.”

Danny Trejo, in 1995's "Desperado"

Danny’s got an interesting past, for those of you who might not be quite as into “Desperado” the way I am…he was “…in and out of jail for 11 years. While serving time in San Quentin, he won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles. Imprisoned for armed robbery and drug offenses, he successfully completed a 12-step rehabilitation program that changed his life.” (Via IMDB)  A couple of funny quotes from Danny:

It was the funniest thing I’d ever heard. I’d been in Soledad, San Quentin, Folsom, Vacaville, Susanville, Sierra–and here’s a guy asking, “Can you act like a convict?” I remember I said. “I’ll give it a shot”.

I’m an ex-con turned icon.

One of my favorite songs comes from “Desperado”…


“Machete” Premiere in Los Angeles – Jessica Alba (PICTURES)

Crabby Alba, Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez and Robert Rodriguez

Check out all the celebrity-folks who attended the “Machete” Los Angeles premiere at the Orpheum Theatre in downtown Los Angeles.

Jessica (Lazy-Eye) Alba. Where's your ciggie?
Director Robert Rodriguez
Badass Danny Trejo IS "Machete"!
Robert's buddy, Quentin...every heard of him? Up and comer, I understand.
Don Johnson...looking pretty good, actually.

There was someone missing from the premiere; one Miss Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay was indeed out and about, though.

Ooooh….look at the awesome lowriders that lined the street on the way to the premiere! SWEET!  Yep…you guessed it.

All my friends...know the Low Rider...

This movie looks kinda badass.