Ummm…Happy New Year? Arkansas was cursed with flooding last year at this time–and now DEAD red-wing blackbirds have covered yards and roads in Beebe, Arkansas. Take a second to listen to the Mayor of Beebe tell reporters how it’s “like living in an Albert [sic] Hitchcock movie“, y’all. (Yes, I’m making fun of the Mayor. Durrr.)
I remember thinking that Stephen King (damn, I wish I uttered said Albert Hitchcock line back then!) bought a house down the road from us when our neighbors’ cat was found dead in their yard, and our whippet, Oliver (RIP, Ollie) ran and leaped into the air–not once, but twice in one week–catching and MURDERING two blue jays. That’ll teach ’em.
Queue up the clip from The Birds, please.
What the gotdamnhell did these people DO to deserve this??
Did someone say Macbeth in the theater? Yet another injury plagues Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, the forth since the show has started. A stunt-double for Spiderman fell eight to 10 feet into a pit when a line holding him apparently snapped. When the lights went on, an announcement said there would be a delay; then, there was an update saying the performance was over. The actor has been identified as 31-year-old Christopher Tierney, was carried out of the theater on a stretcher wearing a neck brace. He is listed in serious condition at New York’s Bellevue hospital with internal bleeding and broken ribs.
During the first previews of the show directed by Julie Taymor, actor Kevin Aubin fractured both wrist during a stunt, while another actor broke both feet attempting the same stunt that would fired him from a slingshot to the stage. Actress Natalie Mendoza, who plays the villain Arachne and who herself suffered a concussion earlier this month, Tweeted: “Please pray with me for my friend Chris, my superhero who quietly inspires me everyday with his spirit. A light in my heart went dim tonight.”
Yikes, just shut this thing down. It’s never going to make enough money to stay open. In fact, it’s going to have to bring in $1 million every week and sell out every night just to break even. I’d say that $65 million dollars wasn’t worth it, even if Bono and The Edge of U2 did the score. Despite crappy reviews, and actors almost dying, it did have $1 million in ticket sales for it’s debut–which was pushed back again, to February 7.