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Liam Gallagher Sues Brother Noel – aka Oasis Baby Cage Fighting

"'E 'IT MAAAY! Knowot'maayne?"

I’ve squealed with laughter over Oasis’s Gallagher bruvahs since the early 90’s, like any mother with two boys does. (Oh. Is it just me? Figures.)  I still love Oasis…just sayin’.


ANYbitch.  Seems now that Liam is actually suing Noel for saying mean things about him two bloody years ago. 

via TheSun.uk.com:

I HAVE taken legal action against Noel Gallagher for statements he made claiming Oasis pulled out of the 2009 V Festival Chelmsford gig because I had a hangover.

That is a lie and I want Oasis fans and others who were at V to know the truth.

I was gutted when I couldn’t play the gig because I didn’t want to let the fans down.

But the truth is I had laryngitis, which Noel was made fully aware of that morning, diagnosed by a doctor.

Noel also falsely stated the demise of Oasis followed a massive row in which he claimed I demanded to advertise my clothing range Pretty Green in the Oasis tour programme.

The truth is there was no such discussion or row between us.

I am used to being called all sorts of things by Noel and I have in the past said things about him. But what Noel has alleged this time went way beyond rock-and-roll banter and questioned my professionalism.

I tried to resolve this amicably but have been left with no choice but legal action. All I want is an apology.

Seriously, that’s funny.  (As an aside, IT’S ONLY FUNNY WHEN THEY AREN’T YOUR ADULT SONS.)  Still, though. I’m belly-laughing at these giant toddlers.

"Aaahrrrr...aaahrrr....SNORT...aaahrrr!" Little Fighty Dogs - Noel and Liam

What about the gossip that Liam insinuated that Noel wasn’t the daddy of his baby while the two bickered backstage at the 2009 V Festival? Man, that wasn’t cool.

Older Bruv, Noel...

I smell a counter-lawsuit–and it smells like warm beer and a two-finger salute.