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Details and Tracklisting for Mariah Carey’s Ridiculously Named Album

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I’ve always thought Mariah Carey, at the least the Mimi we all know and love today, was a bit ridiculous. But, in a really fun way. That’s why I choose to think the new title of her much-delayed new album is a big joke, and not a sign that Mrs. Cannon has been sipping on too much champagne.

Originally titled ‘The Art of Letting Go,’ Carey revealed to Billboard that the new title is ‘Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse.’ If your reaction was the same as mine, then it was a big “HUH?” At least it’s not “Cotton Candy,” or “Charmbracelet 2: He Went To Jared!” It does seems awfully similar to the the name of Beyonce‘s third studio album, ‘I Am… Sasha Fierce,’ released in 2008. Carey actually told Billboard in her recent cover story that she was going to take another cue from Bey by doing a surprise digital release, but thought it would be better if she announced details about it herself. Knowing that we would all think she had finally lost it, Mimi explains in a video that the inspiration for the name of the album came from a self portrait she drew when she three and half years old.

The album features collaborations with NasFabolous and Miguel on the single “#Beautiul.” Jermaine Dupri, of course, Rodney Jerkins and Hit-Boy serve as producers. There is even an appearance from Dembabies, her twins Mr. Moroccan Scott and Ms. Monroe Cannon a.k.a. Roc n Roe a.k.a. Mariah you are doing too damn much! We will finally be able to hear the album on Tuesday May 27. The deluxe version will feature three additional tracks and you can pre-order it on iTunes now. Here’s the tracklisting:

1. Cry.
2. Faded
3. Dedicated (feat. Nas)
4. #Beautiful (feat. Miguel)
5. Thirsty
6. Make It Look Good
7. You’re Mine (Eternal)
8. You Don’t Know What To Do (feat. Wale)
9. Supernatural (With Special Guest Stars “Dembabies” a.k.a. Ms. Monroe & Mr. Moroccan Scott Cannon a.k.a. Roc ‘N Roe)
10. Meteorite
11. Camouflage
12. Money ($ * / …) (feat. Fabolous)
13. One More Try
14. Heavenly (No Ways Tired/Can’t Give Up Now)
15. It’s a Wrap (feat. Mary J. Blige) [Deluxe edition]
16. Betcha Gon’ Know (feat. R. Kelly) [Deluxe edition]
17. The Art of Letting Go [Deluxe edition]
18. Me. I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse

Sooooo…

‘Dexter’ Season 8 ‘The End Begins’ – Official Trailer

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Hoooboy.  Shit’s gettin’ real.  After Deb killed Maria LaGuerta but not her serial killer brother last season, it seems she’s losing it. Drugs, booze and random sex. Oh, and a DUI.

So. If we had to pit Dr. Lecter against Dexter Morgan, I wonder what would happen. I say Hannibal for the win. Hmmm…after just one search, I see there are a whole lot of nuts out there posting the same question. I won’t give you the link.  You can do that yourself.

The final season of Dexter begins June 30th on Showtime.  See you there.

Lindsay Lohan Is Due In NYC Court Monday Morning. Will She Show?

Lindsay and the woman she allegedly smacked up, Tiffany the Psychic

via: TMZ.com

With a court date in New York fast approaching, Lindsay Lohan let off a little steam last night/this morning by partying in London with a few friends until 5:00 AM.

 LiLo has been ordered to appear in a NYC court on Monday … a result of her run-in with a psychic in a New York club back in November.

 Lohan will be there to answer a desk appearance ticket, so a number of things could happen — a future court date could be set, she could enter a plea … those are just a few of the options.

 If she doesn’t show, a warrant will be issued for her arrest.

So.  Is  this raggedy, rough and overwrought nutcase going to show up to court?  Will she get even MORE probation?  Not for one second do I believe she’ll be punished in any way for violating probation or breaking any laws–again.

I have to say, Lindsay’s relationship with attorneys and judges is similar to her relationship with her parents.  Linds says it’s not her fault; everyone throws up their hands and dismisses her to go out and do more damage.