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Celebrities Looking Hipster-Trashy at Coachella 2011

Vanessa Hudgens fresh from "Hipsters R Us"


Ah, yes.   It’s that time of year again.  To paraphrase John Cusack in High Fidelity, it was “Patchouli Stink” Weekend in the deep desert this past weekend. You know, where all the faux-hipster celebrities dress up like what they believe to be Woodstock hippies (with clothing from Hipsters R Us on Robertson Blvd. in L.A., doncha know).  Let’s take a look and mock them together, shall we?

Vanessa Hudgens frest from "Liquid X R Us"

If someone knows what Vanessa has on her finger, please shoot me an email.  I mean, I’m not completely naive, but I wanna know.

Those Icky Hilton Girls (well, one is super-icky).


Pigpen - aka Ke$ha. Ewwww.

How ’bout a little music to cleanse the palate for a bit? Duran Duran covering Lady Gaga’s Pokerface. Simon LeBon is a tiny (?) bit pudge in the face, but he’s still a handsome man.

THIS bitch.
Nicole Richie - I still love her.
Dita Von Teese looking oh-so fresh--as always.

Now we have some more dirty-looking girls.

Bruce and Demi's youngest daughter, Tallulah. Ugh. (And Ashton's step-daughter.)
Emma Roberts, following in her famous family's footsteps? Wink. Wink.
Kitty Purry - Where's Russell?

Oh..and WAIT!

OH! An actual "talent" photo! Arcade Fire!

Did any of y’all go to Coachella?  The only way I’d go is…ohnevermind. I wouldn’t.  Too hot and dirty.