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Ah, yes. It’s that time of year again. To paraphrase John Cusack in High Fidelity, it was “Patchouli Stink” Weekend in the deep desert this past weekend. You know, where all the faux-hipster celebrities dress up like what they believe to be Woodstock hippies (with clothing from Hipsters R Us on Robertson Blvd. in L.A., doncha know). Let’s take a look and mock them together, shall we?
If someone knows what Vanessa has on her finger, please shoot me an email. I mean, I’m not completely naive, but I wanna know.
How ’bout a little music to cleanse the palate for a bit? Duran Duran covering Lady Gaga’s Pokerface. Simon LeBon is a tiny (?) bit pudge in the face, but he’s still a handsome man.
Now we have some more dirty-looking girls.
Did any of y’all go to Coachella? The only way I’d go is…ohnevermind. I wouldn’t. Too hot and dirty.