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Lindsay Lohan Update – Failed Intervention By Dad Michael, Called Out By Bret Easton Ellis For Being a No-Show to Work, Horrible Trailer for ‘The Canyons’

Anything for a buck, huh Linds?

 

We’re just gonna go ahead and kill ALL the birds with one stone today, okay?

Lindsay Lohan never fails to disappoint in terms of her hot-messiness, does she? Today we have TMZ reporting that her icky dad, Michael Lohan needed to get his name all over the internet again tried to stage an intervention for his daughter due to the fact that he thinks she might just have a substance abuse problem (whaaaa?) and she failed to show up to do dialogue-dubbing for her new film (I choked on that one) The Canyons.

via TMZ:

“Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay Lohan into treatment … TMZ has learned.

Michael Lohan and several others showed up at Lindsay’s house Friday afternoon … believing she has fallen off the wagon … and they believe that’s why she has become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, “The Canyons.”

Michael tells TMZ … Lindsay’s entire team is on board with the intervention, though we cannot confirm that.

We’re told Lindsay was at the house when Michael and team arrived, but someone claiming to be her boyfriend shooed them away.  The “boyfriend” told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father. 

Someone called the cops to report a trespassing call.  Cops are currently on scene.”

via Bret Easton Ellis Twitter
By the way, this straight-to-dvd mess is directed by American Gigolo director, Paul Schrader and written by American Psycho author, Bret Easton Ellis.  We’ve got the try-hard trailer below, just hold on.

 

 

Regarding Lindsay’s no-show to work, I can just hear that ciggie-stained voice honking about how “Liz and Marilyn did the SAME THING!! I’m an ICON!”  Lord, she’s delusional.

Rumer Willis looks a bit like a toss-piece, wouldn’t you agree?

Ummmm...wow, Rumer. Nice outfit.

Dang, you guys.  Seriously.  Broad daylight in Los Angeles, buying ciggies at a liquor store.  If this chick didn’t have wealthy, famous parents and a super-young-ish step-dad, we’d all just say, “Why is that hooker smiling?

"Gimme a pack o' Potes."

Jaaayzus.  Just because you have a chin the size of Texas contract with fashion house Badgley Mischka does NOT mean you can DO this kind of crap.  Honestly.

Get it together girl, because it’s NOT cute.

Oh, and p.s. — I actually GOOGLED “hardcore cigarettes”, so I could have a decent reference.  The lengths I go to for alla y’all.

Your homework, though, is to question your British chums about what a toss-piece is…

Today’s Blind Item – Bumming Ciggies at the Greyhound Station Edition (VIDEO!)

 

“This actress made several cameos on a cult children’s show in the 80′s. You can now see her at the Greyhound station in Midtown in the Big Apple bumming cigarettes off of strangers.”

via BuzzFoto/CDaN

Yeah. She played “Opal” on Pee-wee’s Playhouse back in the 1980’s.

Disclaimer: Just tellin’ ya what I heard…