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Happy Birthday, Chris Hansen. Help yourself to some sweet tea, y’all.

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“Hey! I’m just puttin’ some laundry in the draaahr, y’all — help yerself ta some sweet tea, okaaaay?  Ah’ll be rahhht out!”

Ohman.  It’s the same gotdamn scenario, but we love the shocked (really?) look on the stupid, wine-cooler packin’ pedo’s face when the suited-up, handsome Chris Hansen walks in to introduce himself.

Happy 52nd Birthday, Chris!  I’m hopin’ you’re washin’ that cake down with some awesome sweet tea today!