“Hey! I’m just puttin’ some laundry in the draaahr, y’all — help yerself ta some sweet tea, okaaaay? Ah’ll be rahhht out!”
Ohman. It’s the same gotdamn scenario, but we love the shocked (really?) look on the stupid, wine-cooler packin’ pedo’s face when the suited-up, handsome Chris Hansen walks in to introduce himself.
Happy 52nd Birthday, Chris! I’m hopin’ you’re washin’ that cake down with some awesome sweet tea today!