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Happy Birthday Matthew and Gunnar Nelson – ‘Those Chicks Look Like Dudes’


Oh, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson.  Look at you in your fancy Mom Jeans (that’s jealousy talkin’ right there) and long, luxurious blond hair.  WEN Haircare System wasn’t even a twinkle in Chaz Deans’s special place back when these twins tortured us with their perfect Rapunzelness.

And to quote my favorite pop cultured erudite, Butthead, Those chicks look like dudes.”

Come to Butthead.

So yeah.  Happy 47th birthday, you twin butt-munches.  Lord, I miss the innocence of the early 90’s.