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Eva Longoria Naked at The Chateau Marmont

Having already established my obsession with the goings on at The Chateau Marmont, you can imagine my excitement about a new coffee table book shot at the hotel.

Usher pretending to sleep.

Fashion and beauty photographer Jork Weismann’s Asleep at The Chateau features varies celebrities in various states of dress. Orlando Bloom, Justin Theroux (better known these days as Mr. Aniston, but I loved him in Mulholland Drive) and Eva Longoria’s bare behind. Mark Sanchez will no doubt be given additional rounds of locker room applause.

Eva Longoria. Yep, we showed it!

I think the premise thin, hackneyed and found the few pictures I have seen uninspiring.  Finding it under the Christmas Tree would still make me happy.

Asleep at The Chateau will be published on November 30, 2012.

The New Kids Are Taking Over The Chateau Marmont – Lucy Hale and Ashley Benson, ‘Pretty Little Liars’

The Chateau Marmont

Pretty Little Liars is a show that I probably would not watch by myself. Okay, maybe I might watch it, but it would not be nearly as much fun.Thankfully I have a tween daughter to chat with about all the ridiculous goings on in Rosewood.

Oh Ashley Benson…that’s gonna leave a bruise.

Having faithfully followed the off screen exploits of the original 90210 cast, (here is where I vigorously rock my Granny chair and sigh about time flying) I was amused by the paparazzi photos of pretty little liars, Lucy Hale and Amber Benson leaving The Chateau Marmont.

If you are unaware of the infamy surrounding this hotel to the stars, be prepared to fall down a Google rabbit hole, it is a rich and sometimes sordid history indeed. Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere is an interesting take on fame that takes place at The Chateau where Jim Belushi died and Lindsay Lohan was recently evicted. Johnny Depp also has quite the history of camping out at The Chateau over the years, whether it was with Kate Moss, Winona Ryder…whomever.

If the pictures weren’t enough to make my gossip senses tingle, Lucy Hale’s recently exed boyfriend actor Chris Zylka was busy sub-tweeting about their break up. “Don’t have a girlfriend. She decided she was too good.”

For now, we are along way from the coke-fueled, complete and utter insanity of the original 90210 crew. Can you imagine if Ashley Hamilton had twitter during his marriage to Shannen Doherty?

Lucy Hale

I’ve rooted for Lucy Hale from American Junior (short-lived Idol for the young teen set) to Privileged. So let’s hope she doesn’t wind up on late night infomercials shilling for an online university.


Courtney Love to Lana Del Rey: ‘Next time you sing ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ think about my vagina’

Courtney Love Has Something to Say...

Courtney? Y’aller so nasty.  Now only stupid celebrity bloggers the  whole world will have that image in their heads when we hear Heart-Shaped Box on the Classic Vinyl station on the satellite radio.  Courtney Love took to Twitter to be a smart-ass when she got wind of Lana Del Rey covering her late-husband’s band’s song from 1993.


Lana del Rey, Smoking. Like Courtney.

via RS.com:

Last week in Sydney, Australia, Lana Del Rey gave a delicate rendition of Nirvana’s 1993 hit “Heart-Shaped Box,” stripping the track of Kurt Cobain’s grit in favor of a lighter version. Today, Courtney Love reached out to Del Rey on Twitter to give her an unsolicited rock history lesson. Though the tweets have since been deleted, Stereogum took a few screenshots before their removal.

“You do know the song is about my Vagina right? ‘Throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back,’ umm,” wrote Love to Del Rey. “On top of which some of the lyrics about my vagina I contributed. So umm next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you?” [SIC]

Earlier this month, Love was hit with a lawsuit from a former assistant over “despicable conduct.” It followed reports from last month revealing she had also been sued by her former lawyers over unpaid legal bills.

Imagine that?





Ack.  But why do I feel like these two are going to end up hanging out together at the Chateau Marmont?