Pretty Little Liars is a show that I probably would not watch by myself. Okay, maybe I might watch it, but it would not be nearly as much fun.Thankfully I have a tween daughter to chat with about all the ridiculous goings on in Rosewood.
Having faithfully followed the off screen exploits of the original 90210 cast, (here is where I vigorously rock my Granny chair and sigh about time flying) I was amused by the paparazzi photos of pretty little liars, Lucy Hale and Amber Benson leaving The Chateau Marmont.
If you are unaware of the infamy surrounding this hotel to the stars, be prepared to fall down a Google rabbit hole, it is a rich and sometimes sordid history indeed. Sofia Coppola’sSomewhere is an interesting take on fame that takes place at The Chateau where Jim Belushi died and Lindsay Lohan was recently evicted. Johnny Depp also has quite the history of camping out at The Chateau over the years, whether it was with Kate Moss, Winona Ryder…whomever.
Courtney? Y’aller so nasty. Now only stupid celebrity bloggers the whole world will have thatimage in their heads when we hear Heart-Shaped Box on the Classic Vinyl station on the satellite radio. Courtney Love took to Twitter to be a smart-ass when she got wind of Lana Del Rey covering her late-husband’s band’s song from 1993.
Last week in Sydney, Australia, Lana Del Rey gave a delicate rendition of Nirvana’s 1993 hit “Heart-Shaped Box,” stripping the track of Kurt Cobain’s grit in favor of a lighter version. Today, Courtney Love reached out to Del Rey on Twitter to give her an unsolicited rock history lesson. Though the tweets have since been deleted, Stereogum took a few screenshots before their removal.
“You do know the song is about my Vagina right? ‘Throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back,’ umm,” wrote Love to Del Rey. “On top of which some of the lyrics about my vagina I contributed. So umm next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you?” [SIC]
Earlier this month, Love was hit with a lawsuit from a former assistant over “despicable conduct.” It followed reports from last month revealing she had also been sued by her former lawyers over unpaid legal bills.
Ack. But why do I feel like these two are going to end up hanging out together at the Chateau Marmont?