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Lindsay Lohan HANDCUFFED – Probation Revoked

Seriously, Lindsay?

Photo via: TMZ.com

For the love of Pete.  I’m so over watching this girl 25 year-old woman basically flip off the California Legal System.  I am also over the State of California giving this person break after gotdamn break, when we all know that if this were any one of us, we’d have been held in contempt for probation violation YEARS ago, and somehow they would find room for us in a jail cell.

via TMZ.com

“The Judge also doubted Lindsay attended sessions with her shrink once a week, as the Judge required.

The judge dismissed Shawn Holley’s argument that Lindsay had to go abroad to work — where she was seen partying on several occasions — and that’s why she missed a number of community service appointments, saying, “She’s supposed to be an actress, from what I hear.

n a blistering hearing, Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked Lindsay Lohan‘s probation, had her cuffed and set a hearing for November 2, when Lindsay could end up getting as much as a year-and-a-half in jail.

Judge Sautner said Lindsay Lohan was completely responsible for being thrown out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where the judge told her she must complete probation.

The judge concluded Lindsay violated her probation, scoffing time after time, incredulously reading from the Probation Report — the section where Lindsay told the Probation officer she didn’t find the Women’s Centerfulfilling.”

Judge Sautner recalled all the screw ups Lindsay has had in her court cases, reminding Holley that “Probation is a Gift.”

As we reported, Lindsay’s bail bondsman appeared in court and will be bailing her out shortly.

The judge could barely contain her contempt for the Probation Dept., which gave Lindsay a glowing report. Judge Sautner said the Probation Dept. had no authority to send Lindsay to the Red Cross to do her community service and said Lindsay would not get credit for the time she served there.”

THIS is Lindsay's idea of "fullfilling".

Honestly.  This mess needs to be taken care of…harshly.  Maybe THEN she’d take a shower once in awhile.  Oh, and nice meth-teeth, Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan Is Totally ‘In Compliance’, you guys.

"I need to stop at the liquor store first..."


Linday is totally ALLOWED to drink, okay?  It’s a LEGAL substance.  It’s just the cocaine, weed, heroin and meth that she’s supposed to stay away from.  Good Lord.

via TMZ:

“Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail,because Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled the prior judge — Elden Fox — only required controlled substances testing from January 3 – February 25, 2011.  At the time, Fox ordered the SCRAM bracelet removed.  In other words, Judge Fox did not order alcohol testing.

Judge Sautner said Lindsay is now restricted for the remainder of her house arrest to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members.

And, the judge said NO PARTIES at Lindsay’s crib.

Judge Sautner said the only thing Lindsay was guilty of was “extremely poor judgment.”

Judge Sautner asked Lindsay if she wanted to get on with her life.  Lindsay replied, “Yes I do.”

PARTY AT LINDSAY’S!!! (The Judge won’t care….)

Lindsay Lohan’s Back in Court for Failing Another Alcohol Test While on House Arrest

Place your bets NOW on how many MINUTES Lindsay will spend in jail...

This chick. Honestly. If Judge Stephanie Sautner doesn’t put a bitch in jail for (say it with me) “Spilling nail polish remover on the ankle bracelet”, “It was the VANILLA EXTRACT in the Toll House cookies I made for the paps outside my 3000 square foot beach condo!'”, I swear to Amy Winehouse, I’m losing all hope in the Celebrity Justice System.   (Wait.  Never mind…that didn’t make a lick of sense.)

House arrest is superhard, you guys. You don't even KNOW. Photo: Life&Style

via LATimes.com:


“Actress Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom Thursday morning after allegedly failing an alcohol test administered under terms of her probation for a drunk-driving conviction, authorities said.

She allegedly failed the test June 13, and L.A. County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner will hear arguments from the district attorney’s office that she violated probation by drinking.

In a related development, “Today” show host Matt Lauer said on the air Thursday that Lohan had canceled a scheduled interview with him in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Lohan was convicted of drunk driving in 2007. She was also placed on probation for allegedly stealing a necklace in January from a Venice jewelry store.

If the drinking allegations prove to be true, this would be the third time Lohan has failed a drug or alcohol test.

The alcohol consumption reportedly occurred at a party she had at her home in Venice.”

I love how even CNN is so concerned about what Lindsay is wearing court this morning.  “Pants and a conservative blouse.” Oooooohhhh.   BIG NEWS DAY.

Gotdammit.  I ‘spose we’re just going to have to wait til this alcoholic drug addict pulls a Ryan Dunn.  (Too soon?  Nah, Rogert Ebert beat everyone to the punch on that one.)