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Kanye West Is NOT A Celebrity, You Guys.


I’m pretty sure you can see or HEAR my eyes rolling all the way back into my skull, right?  Kanye West is brilliantly pontificating (read: spouting public dumbassery once again) about how he “is not a celebrity“.  Uh…that’s not what I heard.  ‘Ye’s REALITY CELEBRITY Baby Mama, Kim Kardashian was Instram-ing up a storm during the Adult Swim Upfront at New York’s Roseland Ballroom Wednesday night.

via: Kim Kardashian’s Instagram
via: Kim Kardashian’s Instagram


via: Billboard.com 

“I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity,” Kanye West said halfway through his nearly 90-minute set at the Adult Swim Upfront at New York’s Roseland Ballroom Wednesday night. “There’s one thing about me, I’m a terrible, terrible terrible celebrity. I don’t know if you really know there’s one thing about me but I’m the worst kind of celebrity. All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real shit. And that’s it. And that’s muthafuckin it. That’s muthafuckin it!

So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and shit to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and shit. Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckain celebrity.

It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘when you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and shit. And like humanize yourself?’ I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthafuckas, man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At what point did I become un-human where I have to turn myself back? Or maybe I was demonized, or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity. I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthafuckin babies. I drop your baby and you muthafuckin sue me and shit. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best that they can be. And I don’t want nobody else to ask anything of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.

Muthafuckas chasin you down, about to make you crash and shit. And all they want is for a nigga to laugh and shit. Hell nah, I ain’t doin no muthafuckin ‘SNL’ skits. This is my Goddamn life. This ain’t no muthafuckin joke.”

Dude. Shut UP. What a humorless butthole.  Oh, and it most certainly is a muthafuckin joke”Yeezy.

CBS Execs Want Charlie Sheen Back on “Two And A Half Men”

Why am I surprised at this news?


Sing it with me, “It’s a MAN’S WORLD….”.

What. The. GOTdamnhell??  It’s all about the money, BUT it’s also because Charlie Sheen is America’s Favorite Bad Boy, and he can do whatever the f*ck he wants.  CLEARLY.

via RadarOnline:

According to our [RadarOnline’s] source, CBS President and CEO Les Moonves has been speaking directly with top execs at Warner Bros. Television — the company that produces Men and also fired Sheen.

Moonves has also spoken directly to ‘Men’ co-creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre, who has been the target of Sheen’s “violent hatred.”

Moonves told Chuck Lorre that he should ‘let us handle Charlie’,” the source says.”

Blink. Blink.

What if?

Let me ask you ONE thing.  If this had been, say, Marg Helgenberger from CSI, who had been cavorting with hookers, porn stars, violently threatening ex-spouses, bragging about drug and alcohol use, taking to the rooftops with a machete, using anti-semitic verbiage toward the creator of her series do you HONESTLY believe she wouldn’t have been fired and then virtually blacklisted from Hollywood in general?  Don’t kid yourself.  The powers that be would be calling her a drug-addicted, whorish liability, then wash their hands of her after FIRING her ass.

So what this says to the boys in our country, is act like a complete and utter drug-addicted, abusive douche in public, but keep bringing in that cash, dude, because that’s what really matters.


Can someone help me off of my high horse that’s standing on my soapbox, please?  I can’t get down.