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Celebrities Looking Hipster-Trashy at Coachella 2011

Vanessa Hudgens fresh from "Hipsters R Us"

Photos: GETTY IMAGES

Ah, yes.   It’s that time of year again.  To paraphrase John Cusack in High Fidelity, it was “Patchouli Stink” Weekend in the deep desert this past weekend. You know, where all the faux-hipster celebrities dress up like what they believe to be Woodstock hippies (with clothing from Hipsters R Us on Robertson Blvd. in L.A., doncha know).  Let’s take a look and mock them together, shall we?

Vanessa Hudgens frest from "Liquid X R Us"

If someone knows what Vanessa has on her finger, please shoot me an email.  I mean, I’m not completely naive, but I wanna know.

Rihanna
Those Icky Hilton Girls (well, one is super-icky).

NAST.

Pigpen - aka Ke$ha. Ewwww.

How ’bout a little music to cleanse the palate for a bit? Duran Duran covering Lady Gaga’s Pokerface. Simon LeBon is a tiny (?) bit pudge in the face, but he’s still a handsome man.


THIS bitch.
Nicole Richie - I still love her.
Dita Von Teese looking oh-so fresh--as always.

Now we have some more dirty-looking girls.

Bruce and Demi's youngest daughter, Tallulah. Ugh. (And Ashton's step-daughter.)
Emma Roberts, following in her famous family's footsteps? Wink. Wink.
Kitty Purry - Where's Russell?

Oh..and WAIT!

OH! An actual "talent" photo! Arcade Fire!

Did any of y’all go to Coachella?  The only way I’d go is…ohnevermind. I wouldn’t.  Too hot and dirty.