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Tom Ford bullies fat billionaires; won’t sell to them in his fancy store.

"No fatties allowed" - Tom Ford

Just because I find Tom Ford to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on the planet doesn’t mean I don’t think he’s a GD bitch.  How could he not be?  Just look at him.

As you know, Tom, whom we refer to as Hot Ass for this piece (see what I did there? Clevv-err), brought Gucci back to life in the 90’s has a big ol’ fancy men’s store in Manhattan.  Apparently, the door was big enough to let billionaire and Italian businessman, Jean Pigozzi in–and then back out with a swift kick and a “you’re too fat” sign taped to his back autographed by none other than Hot Ass.  Nice.  Hot Ass is also a Dumb Ass.

Jean deserves a nice suit, too!

via Vanity Fair:

[Jean Pigozzi]  told him: ‘Tom, I went to your shop. I couldn’t buy a handkerchief.

‘Tom said, “You know why? I don’t want big fat guys like you in my shop” … But I think he’s making a mistake because big guys like me have the money.’

Oh. Gurrrl.  No (s)he ditn’t.  Right in front of his back.  I had no idea Hot (Dumb) Ass was auditioning for The A-List: New York on LOGO with that kind of queenie bitchiness, but apparently (s)he is every bit as judgey, snippy and see you next Tuesday-ish as Austin, Derek and Reichen on that hot-mess of a gayfest reality show.

(Sidebar: I’m still trying to decide whether or not to even discuss this mess of a reality (as bloody IF) show, because, as my BFF Patrick says, “This has put homosexuals back a good 30 years! But it’s my new favorite show!!” Hey, Patrick?  You’re not helping with my decision.)

Okay, back to the Hot Dumbass, Tom Ford.  My husband and I were watching Cougar Town last night–which I do have to thank Patrick for, because I didn’t give it a chance at first, as I hated the title alone, but it IS pretty funny–we noticed how handsome Ian Gomez was in that gorgeous black suit.  He showed up all “Kaiser Soze-ish” with a limp that mysteriously disappeared to Jules’ (Courteney Cox) birthday looking every bit the Leading Man-Type.  Dude looked sek-saaay.  He’s also one of the funniest characters on the show, and that goes a long way, too–but daaaaayum.  He cute, y’all.

Ian Gomez looking hotter than a MOFO on "Cougar Town"

My POINT IS:  Tom Ford?  Get that stick, or whatever it is, outta your ass and treat everyone with respect and stop being such a bitch.  I like you a little bit less today, you Hot Dumbass.  Get it together.

Hey, isn’t THIS bullying???  I betcha Anderson Cooper won’t do “piece” on this sitch, even though he’s now the go-to dude for bullying stories.  Hmmph.  Who’s gonna stand up for the chubby billionaires who want nice clothing?

Ain’t that some shit?

Donny Osmond pretty much thinks Lady Gaga and Beyonce are going to hell.

The ever-wholesome, Donny Osmond, dressed as Adam Ant. "Goody Two Shoes", indeed.

So, Donny Osmond isn’t happy.  All of a sudden (okay, not all of a sudden – he’s always been a GOTdamn goody-goody) Mr. Mormon-y McThou has become the Voice of the Perfect Parents Everywhere.  Bleh.

via NewYorkDailyNews.com:

“He says, “I’m all for freedom of speech and against any form of censorship, but all I know is that I’m a parent and I’m upset about this. Unlike 20 years ago, in today’s modern, viral world in which content becomes instantaneously available irrespective of age, I wonder whether the music industry might need to rethink its marketing policies with regard to making an explicit music video containing profanity, sexual exploitation, nudity, and graphic violence available to anyone with Internet access.

“I wouldn’t want my child to watch this video. Would you? What do you think? Should these two extremely gifted female role models for millions of young girls, maybe, have given a little more thought to the effect it might have on their core audience?”

Get it, Girls.

And Lady Gaga has been a role-model to kids since WHEN??  Furthermore?  I think Donny is behaving like the sister-loving misogynist that he IS.  (Sorry, Marie.  We’ve all been thinking it for years, it’s about time someone said it.)  I haven’t heard Word ONE from this girlyman with regard to how women have been portrayed since the advent of music videos.  Li’l Wayne? Buckcherry (who were sued for using an underage girl in their hit video “Crazy Bitch”)?  Motley Crue?  R. Kelly?  Duran Duran?  50 Cent?  Nelly? 3Oh!3 ? (Notice the decades and genres of  recording artists who are well-versed in the exploitation of women  that I’ve listed?  I sure hope so, because it extends across race,  genre and demographics.)

Dude needs to get a gotdamn clue.  But maybe he’s too much of a puss to talk shit about male hip hop artists…or any other male artist, for that matter.

Bottom line?  Parents need to parent their own kids, and no one needs advice from a former teen idol who has seemingly had a emotionally incestuous relationship with his sister right in front of our BACKS for decades.   Either be fair about criticizing everyone who is a “bad example”,  or shut the fu*k up.

Frankly?  I think Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s Telephone video is just what the doctor ordered for women.   Notice I didn’t say “pre-teens”.

Donny’s just picking on the girls.  What a bully.  I’d like to see him call 50 Cent on his shit.

Class dismissed.

Madonna and Paltrow. Those Bitches From High School.

Madonna and Paltrow.
High school all over again.
This picture of Madonna and Paltrow took me right back to my junior year in high school in Ventura, California. (No one from those days read my blog, so I can just say what I want, right?)
The two most popular girls at Ventura High School–whom I actually loathed–were the ones I was desperate to be friends with. Apparently, my masochism began early on in life. We’ll call them Debbie and Dee. Debbie was Italian, had perfect hair and was a year older than me, as was Dee, who was a transplanted Southern Belle from Atlanta and also had the perfect hair, which was a necessity back in the days of Farrah Fawcett. They were best friends, both strangely beautiful, crazy-popular and very well dressed (who wears Gunne Sax dresses or white three-piece suits to school?). Debbie and Dee, that’s who. They both had large but exotic noses that they used to look down upon all of the unworthy.
ANYbitch. This is what I see when I look at these two snots, Madonna and Paltrow. Everything is an inside joke with them. They are also laughing at and about you. Oh, you hate them for it, but yet, you wish they would let you sit at their fancy table. Bleh.