Britney Spears has some stuff no one should know about. Like Ever. Oh, and new Candies ads!
Man, I'm funny (in my own head).
You know what? It's just fine with me that Britney has crap (aka cryptic information) that needs to be hidden away in a hole in the backyard of a trailer park in Malibu, where Pam Anderson is the (ahem) property manager. Can y'all even imagine having your kids' medical information up for grabs? What about your own psychiatric records? Never mind that I pretty much grab the proverbial internet megaphone and blab my sh!t, but that's another story.
Britney has something that we don't need to read about. The End.
via TMZ.com
Lawyers for Britney Spears' conservatorship have made their move to keep confidential "critical information" about Britney and her children.
The information is so sensitive the lawyers note on the open market "The possibility of such enormous profits presentsa substantial risk that Ms. Spears' most confidential medical and personal information will be disclosed."
So the attorneys want the sensitive info about Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James
sealed, and stat.
Still. It makes me wonder. I KNOW. I'm just as bad as the rest of the trailer park.
Britney Jean Spears! You cannot go OUT looking like that — especially to the Target!
Lookie y'all! Cooter and Misty are out and about to do some fancy-shoppin' down at the Target in the CAL-a-basuss on a Sunday morn.
GotDAMNIT, I love Britney (almost) as much as the next gal, but forpitySAKE. I'd love to think these two dressed this way on purpose so as not to be reccanized, but I fear that wasn't the case.
Britney Spears Entourage in a Convoy to Emergency Room in Los Angeles
X17Online is reporting that Britney and a "convoy" were seen traveling to the emergency room moments ago.
"...photographers spotted Britney being driven by her bodyguard as she sat in the passenger seat, followed by another two cars.
Britney's children were not seen in the car with her, but it's possible they could be the reason for her trip to the hospital.
UPDATE: Photogs say that Britney walked into the children's wing of the hospital. We have pix coming soon...
UPDATE 2: Britney arrived at UCLA Medical Center's Mattel Children's Hospital
with two cars following her and a police escort which was pre-planned. The caravan of cars didn't appear to be moving in a way that would suggest there was an emergency. The whole thing started around noon PT today when the three cars left Spears' Calabasas home, heading for Westwood."
I hope Brit's boys are okay. Odd that they went directly to the ER, but maybe that's how it's done sometimes when you're a celeb? Jayden was rushed to the hospital back in 2008 after suffering a seizure...fingers crossed it's unrelated to that episode.
Britney Jean Spears! Get back inside and put on some proper underwear!

Is this 2008?
Oh, Britney. First with the dark hair, the low-rise jeans and the Starbucks--and now with the wonky boobs. Who else is having flashbacks to January of 2008? It's almost to the day two years ago that Brit was given a police escort to her special 5150 Psych Ward Tour.
Yeeeesh.

















