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Bret Michaels On The Cover Of Billboard Magazine

Time once again for the boiling eye bleach!
You're welcome.

Let me just say, I’m sorry. I am so sorry to do this to you. Is Bret Michaels sorry?  Well, in a way, no.  He wants you to see.  He want you to know that he’s just as hot as he was back in the 80s. I can’t wait to see this covered up by an issue of SPIN or Q Magazine the next time I’m in Borders. Billboard isn’t really known for their covers, and I don’t know anyone that actually buys or even reads it. This was just so unnecessary and I want to hit everyone involved with it.  So Bret can be buck naked, but won’t take off that stupid bandanna? Well, his hair is attached to it, so….

If you’re still reading, Bret was Photoshopped to hell because he is promoting his new reality show, Life As I Know It. How is life combing your hair on a Barbie head and juggling skanks, Bret?

“It’s an all access pass into my every day life, about finding balance between my passion for my family, my relationship with Kristi (his girlfriend) and being on the road,” he said.

He also chats about how he has survived the biz this long, “Writers always use the phrase ‘aging rocker,’ and I’m like, “What other option do I have?” You’re either aging or you’re dead. So I’m embracing it.”

Well, at least Bret doesn’t take himself that seriously. Although I don’t know how he expect’s anyone else to either.

Evan Rachel Wood is SINGLE and has a new Gucci Guilty ad (VIDEO)

Whatever.
GUCCI GUILTY

Evan Rachel Wood (True Blood) and her on again-off again boyfriend (cringe) Marilyn Manson have broken up again.  (I know. I don’t care either. In fact, any time I DON’T have to picture Brian Warner/MM having sex, I’m happy.)

AnyCRAY-CRAY.  Here is a snippet of the new commercial for Gucci’s fragrance, Guilty, which features ERW and Chris Evans.

Sometimes I boil this solution for EXTRA cleansing...

I need to go soak my eyeballs from looking for an accompanying photo.