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Lindsay Lohan Arrested In NYC – Are You Kidding Me? **UPDATE**

Gurrrrl.

You guys couldn’t have just acted like Liz & Dick was a decent movie, could you?

Not even a week after her Elizabeth Taylor biopic premiered on Lifetime and Lindsay Lohan is already back to her tried and true antics.  The actress was arrested early Thursday morning after an altercation with another female patron escalated to blows at Club Avenue in New York’s Chelsea. Sources say the two had exchanged words earlier in the evening, with Lohan allegedly even asking the woman to “give [me] my space.” 

Cops were called to the club shortly after Lindsay hit the unidentified woman in the face, and took the tabloid darling into custody, where she remained until being released just before 8 a.m. No word yet on how this latest violation will effect Lilo’s probation

If I’ve learned anything in my years of stanning as hard as humanly possible for La Lohan (no matter how hard she seems to make it), it’s that she is petulant like a child. She acts out every single time she fails in her professional life.

I’m willing to bet anything that the broad that Lindsay cold cocked across the face made some mention of the mediocre performance and shit reviews her latest endeavor has accumulated over the past few days.

Does that make it right? No, of course not. But I’d be lying if that wouldn’t make it even more entertaining.

While Lohan was hauled away in handcuffs, she kept insistently repeating, “Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?” 

I know, babygirl. I can’t believe it either.

UPDATE:

**Update: 12:54pm**

The Wanted – Max is the dude with the shave head, if you’re unfamiliar…

TMZ is now reporting that the altercation was allegedly over Max George of UK boy band ‘The Wanted’. 

After seeing the band open for Justin Bieber at Madison Square Garden earlier in the evening, Lohan accompanied Max and his bandmates to Avenue

When Max set his sights on a female who wasn’t her, Lindsay reportedly became enraged. This is the female who she is accused of striking. 

The Wanted, Linds? Really? At least have some standards and go after the One Direction boys. Now I’m just disappointed. 

Lindsay Lohan HANDCUFFED – Probation Revoked

Seriously, Lindsay?

Photo via: TMZ.com

For the love of Pete.  I’m so over watching this girl 25 year-old woman basically flip off the California Legal System.  I am also over the State of California giving this person break after gotdamn break, when we all know that if this were any one of us, we’d have been held in contempt for probation violation YEARS ago, and somehow they would find room for us in a jail cell.

via TMZ.com

“The Judge also doubted Lindsay attended sessions with her shrink once a week, as the Judge required.

The judge dismissed Shawn Holley’s argument that Lindsay had to go abroad to work — where she was seen partying on several occasions — and that’s why she missed a number of community service appointments, saying, “She’s supposed to be an actress, from what I hear.

n a blistering hearing, Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked Lindsay Lohan‘s probation, had her cuffed and set a hearing for November 2, when Lindsay could end up getting as much as a year-and-a-half in jail.

Judge Sautner said Lindsay Lohan was completely responsible for being thrown out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where the judge told her she must complete probation.

The judge concluded Lindsay violated her probation, scoffing time after time, incredulously reading from the Probation Report — the section where Lindsay told the Probation officer she didn’t find the Women’s Centerfulfilling.”

Judge Sautner recalled all the screw ups Lindsay has had in her court cases, reminding Holley that “Probation is a Gift.”

As we reported, Lindsay’s bail bondsman appeared in court and will be bailing her out shortly.

The judge could barely contain her contempt for the Probation Dept., which gave Lindsay a glowing report. Judge Sautner said the Probation Dept. had no authority to send Lindsay to the Red Cross to do her community service and said Lindsay would not get credit for the time she served there.”

THIS is Lindsay's idea of "fullfilling".

Honestly.  This mess needs to be taken care of…harshly.  Maybe THEN she’d take a shower once in awhile.  Oh, and nice meth-teeth, Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan’s Back in Court for Failing Another Alcohol Test While on House Arrest

Place your bets NOW on how many MINUTES Lindsay will spend in jail...

This chick. Honestly. If Judge Stephanie Sautner doesn’t put a bitch in jail for (say it with me) “Spilling nail polish remover on the ankle bracelet”, “It was the VANILLA EXTRACT in the Toll House cookies I made for the paps outside my 3000 square foot beach condo!'”, I swear to Amy Winehouse, I’m losing all hope in the Celebrity Justice System.   (Wait.  Never mind…that didn’t make a lick of sense.)

House arrest is superhard, you guys. You don't even KNOW. Photo: Life&Style

via LATimes.com:

 

“Actress Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom Thursday morning after allegedly failing an alcohol test administered under terms of her probation for a drunk-driving conviction, authorities said.

She allegedly failed the test June 13, and L.A. County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner will hear arguments from the district attorney’s office that she violated probation by drinking.

In a related development, “Today” show host Matt Lauer said on the air Thursday that Lohan had canceled a scheduled interview with him in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Lohan was convicted of drunk driving in 2007. She was also placed on probation for allegedly stealing a necklace in January from a Venice jewelry store.

If the drinking allegations prove to be true, this would be the third time Lohan has failed a drug or alcohol test.

The alcohol consumption reportedly occurred at a party she had at her home in Venice.”

I love how even CNN is so concerned about what Lindsay is wearing court this morning.  “Pants and a conservative blouse.” Oooooohhhh.   BIG NEWS DAY.

Gotdammit.  I ‘spose we’re just going to have to wait til this alcoholic drug addict pulls a Ryan Dunn.  (Too soon?  Nah, Rogert Ebert beat everyone to the punch on that one.)