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Karl Lagerfeld Breaks it Down

THIS Bitch.

Photo: Fashionista

Krazy Uncle Karl sat down for an interview with a new magazine and excerpts posted by Fashionista are most amusing.

We’ve Got Origin Myths:

I remember one time in winter in 1956–it was beyond cold. And I went to see my father at the George V with only a suit on…He said to me, “But you will die! You will get pneumonia!” And I said, “I prefer to die than to wear another coat than the robe style in blue cashmere in the Dorian Gray window. If not that one, I prefer to freeze.” So he bought the coat.


The other thing that doesn’t work on me is a hat. I love hats, in a way, but when I was a child, I’d wear Tyrolean hats, and my mother–I was something like eight–said to me, ‘You shouldn’t wear hats. You look like an old dyke.’ Do you say such things to children? She was quite funny, no?

Karl feeling my pain as a Florida resident:

I think tattoos are horrible. It’s like living in a Pucci dress full-time. If you’re young and tight, maybe it’s OK, but…


I hate sloppy footwear. What I hate most is flip-flops. I am physically allergic to flip-flops.

Though he has never publicly confirmed his date of birth, sources believe Lagerfeld  is 79 years old.

I spend a lot of time sucking my teeth behind most of his public statements but I better treasure his fan waving while it lasts.

Go to Fashionista for more. You know Karl makes it worthwhile and Choupette is the Queen Cat in Charge!

Lagerfeld is scheduled to open a new Paris storefront complete with books, accessories and other limited edition items in February 2013.  See you there?


Naomi Campbell To Find Her Own Top Model

Photo: Interview.com


Supermodel Naomi Campbell is venturing into reality competition biz with a new show called ‘The Face.’ The show is currently casting in New York and Los Angeles, with the premise sounding a lot like Tyra Banks‘  ‘America’s Next Top Model.’ A group of unknown models with compete in challenges to be the face of a major brand, to be announced later. It will air on the Oxygen network, which currently shows ANTM reruns. Campbell said in a press release,

I look forward to discovering the next great model on The Face.  I’m looking for contestants who have the whole package – a beautiful face; healthy, toned body; unique look; interesting personality; confidence; and, above all, strong work ethic and drive.  I’m seeking someone who possesses a global, worldly outlook, but can also be seen as a home-grown girl next door.  Most importantly, I’m looking for a model with a fearless spirit who can completely transform like a chameleon, and take you on a unique journey that makes you believe that even the impossible is possible.  If I find that, I’ll find a truly great model!”

Joining her on the show will be two other favorite models of mine, Coco Rocha and Karolina Kurkova, both of whom have made appearances on ANTM. I’m sensing a pattern here. Rocha took to her Twitter and blog to gush about working with Campbell and Kurkova, and her role on the show.

As the youngest mentor of the three, I have looked up to Naomi and Karolina my entire career and am ecstatic to be able to work side by side with them on this amazing new project. We, as coaches, will scout and choose our teams from aspiring young models nationwide before guiding them through assignments which include photoshoots, runway shows and commercials for some of America’s best-known brands.”

Hosting will be “Noted Fashion Photorapher” Nigel Barker, recently fired from ANTM as Tyra wanted to start the next season with a new panel. The show is scheduled to air in 2013, and needless to say I will be watching. I wonder what Naomi’s frenemy thinks about the new competition. Remember this moment from Tyra’s talk show when she confronted Naomi about her being kicked out of a Versace show?!

Solid. Bitch. GOLD.


Naomi Campbell is off the hook for (allegedly?) smacking up her chauffer

"...and I'd do it again, bitches!"

Sounds like Queen Bitch, Naomi Campbell is off the hook for yet another allegation of violence against The Help.

via TimesOnline.uk.co

“…Mr Mejdina [the chauffer] told police that Campbell grew angry after complaining that in the previous incident, he had covered up for her boyfriend. The New York Daily News reported that the man in the earlier incident was Campbell’s current boyfriend, Vlad Doronin, a Russian billionaire. Police did not confirm his identity.

Campbell’s spokesman, Jeff Raymond, said, “There shouldn’t be a rush to judgment. Naomi will co-operate voluntarily, and there is more to the story than meets the eye.”

Uh huh.  So what exactly is the story?  A nice little payday?  Like I said yesterday when I first posted about the latest violent outburst by the thug of the world of modeling, if the average chick decided to pummel her driver (like we bloody have a driver!) we’d be handcuffed and tossed in the backseat of the cruiser–probably with the K-9 Unit keeping a close eye on our ass.  Oh, and let’s not forget Ms. Campbell’s extensive prior record of violence:

  • In 2000, she pleaded guilty to a 1998 assault of assistant Georgina Galanis. She reportedly struck Galanis with a telephone and threatened to throw her from a moving vehicle later that same day. She had her record cleared in exchange for a public expression of remorse, an agreement of attending anger management classes, and paid an undisclosed sum of money.
  • In 2005, she slapped assistant Amanda Brack and beat her with a Blackberry device.
  • Campbell also allegedly punched an Italian actress in the face at an event for wearing the same dress.
  • In 2006, she was arrested for striking a housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted mobile phone.
  • Then in 2007, Campbell pleaded guilty to a charge of reckless assault against the housekeeper, served five days community service and attended anger management courses.
  • In 2008, Campbell was arrested at Heathrow International Airport in London on suspicion of assaulting a police officer when one of her bags went missing.

I welcome any and all comments, as I always do, on this particular topic.  Let’s hear it, y’all.

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