Hey y’all. Britney Jean, her weave, lazy eye(s) and Nick Grimshaw from BBC1 have all gotten together to show the world … oh, I don’t know. Here.
Sigh. Oh hey, Sean? THIS is why YOU should be writing about Britney. Look what happens when I’m left to my own devices…it’s a cry for help, really.
Oh, that little babydoll voice, y’all. Who can resist our Brit-Brit? No one, that’s who!
Here’s Brit’s video-like commercial for her 2010 Collection at Kohl’s:
“Y’all! That smells gooooood!”
“And so ahh put the big, long thingy in that hole? OH! It’s just laack…(giggle!)”
“Ahh want mah new purrrfume ta smell lack this, y’all!”
Looks like our girl was a-learnin’ how to pump her own gas this weekend in Brentwood, California with the help of her babysitter boyfriend, Jason Trainwreck Trawick.
Oh, Brit-Brit. We love yeeew.