Despite a ridiculous ban on certain “puffy” body parts, the red carpet for the 55th Annual Grammy Awards was filled with revealing dresses. There were legs, side and under boobs and even an astronaut. Mostly everyone looked good, but there were some questionable choices. Check out the fashions!
Upon first look, I didn’t like Beyonce‘s Osman Yusefzada jumpsuit, but when we finally caught a full shot of Bey I fell in love with it. Different, and it let her show off her beautiful shape.
Her BFF and group mate Kelly Rowland also stunned in this Georges Chakra dress with sheer stripes.
Kat Dennings didn’t look broke in this Vivienne Westwood number.
Nas didn’t look to happy to be at the show last night, but he looked good anyways.
Katy Perry‘s California Girls were front and center in this mint green Gucci. It was enough for us to ignore her date for the festivities.
Florence Welch channeling King Koopa in a custom made Givenchy with spikes.
Justin Timberlake in Tom Ford. He’s been looking….different these days. Maybe it’s the hair.
Jennifer Lopez also said EFF THE BAN and wowed in a revealing Anthony Vaccarello dress.
My boyfriend Jack White, who may or may not be dead, but he definitely looked good in his suit.
Taylor Swift in a grecian style white dress. At least it wasn’t sparkly.
Wiz Khalifa also wore Tom Ford as he arrived with his very pregnant fiance Amber Rose who squeezed herself into a Donna Karan dress.
Carrie Underwood‘s black Roberto Cavalli was a little boring, but she made up for it with that light up dress on stage.
The men of Maroon 5, all in black.
Rihanna‘s nips peeked through her red Azzedine Alaia, but we didn’t mind.
Mermaid fairy Kimbra wore Australian designer Jaime Lee Major.
Janelle Monae, always fly in a suit.
Frank Ocean actually smiled on the red carpet. It was his first Grammys and he wore a custom Band of Outsiders suit.
Oh Adele. It’s great that she wore color, and it’s Valentino! It’s not great that it looks like she stripped an old couch Scarlett O’Hara-style.
One of my other boyfriends, Mr. 2 Chainz. His whole look is everything I never knew I wanted.
Portia, Ellen and Katy’s Boobs
I guess we know who Ellen was most impressed with…how ’bout y’all?