Oh, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson. Look at you in your fancy Mom Jeans (that’s jealousy talkin’ right there) and long, luxurious blond hair. WEN Haircare System wasn’t even a twinkle in Chaz Deans’s special place back when these twins tortured us with their perfect Rapunzelness.
And to quote my favorite pop cultured erudite, Butthead, “Those chicks look like dudes.”
So yeah. Happy 47th birthday, you twin butt-munches. Lord, I miss the innocence of the early 90’s.
Okay, this is sorta for the dudes out there. If you’re to the point of being nearly bald because of age, inheriting unfortunate genes, WHATEVER…shave your gotdamn head. Case in point: The Genius that IS Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butthead (and hallelujerrrr, the best animated show on TV is back, forpitysake). Take a look at this dude. When he walked out onto Dave’s stage last night, I’m pretty sure the whole block heard me squeal, “I say, GOTDAAAYUM!”. (Except for the SilverFox asleep next to me and the one-eyed boxer, who snore in harmony.)
Watch Mike perform a tender live performance of Beavis and Butthead for Dave last night. I’m sure it’ll bring a tear to your eye…
Seriously, you guys. Those twinkly blue eyes??
Now go shave that head. Chicks dig it. Oh, and make us laugh, too. You might get lucky.
Just the sound of their voices makes me wistful. That’s right. Beavis and Butthead are back. Hallelujurrrrr!!!
The genius that is Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butthead revealed today at SDCC that he decided to bring back the show to MTV because “TV was as getting too smart.” Judge also mentioned that he’s “been writing things down over the years, thinking “I wish I was still doingBeavis & Butthead.”