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Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift SPLIT (See Blind Item Below?)

Durrrrr.

You just know Taylor is writing a brand new song about Jake…what rhymes with BEARD? (Feared. Geared. Queered. Peered. Reared. Seared. Speared. Weird. Teared. Veered.)  You’re welcome, Tay.  I’d be happy to be your dictionary/thesauras anytime.

via People.com

“They’re over,” a source tells PEOPLE about the short-lived relationship. “It ended last month.”

Oh.  Okaaaaay.  What about the vintage guitar and bracelet Jake supposed bought Taylor for her birthday?  Honestly, though.  Who even cares?  Besides these two, I mean.

They sure got the crap-load of publicity they wanted, huh?