This couple just never seemed real to me, so I’m not surprised that Beardly and Pinchy McLemonface “broke up”…just in the nick time for the premiere of Cooper’s film, Limitless. Any publicity is good publicity, and we know it.
What is sure to go down in history as one of the great romances of our time, US Weekly brings up the inside scoop on Jake and Taylor’s ultra hot relationship. Let me get you a bucket, it gets worse from here.
Sources close to the couple say their “love” is “real” and that they “love” being together. It’s like a real-life Disney movie.
Either they are the biggest trolls in the world, or they actually are totes in love. Looking at her past relationships, one of which included John Mayer (really, girl?), I guess she deserves someone like Jake. If it is a showmance, and I have no reason to believe it isn’t,*ahem*, how did Jake’s sister Maggie get mixed up in all of this? I doubt a pap would take a picture of her even if they did recognize her, so this is all just so odd, but you know, real.
I hope they don’t have children. The poor things won’t be able to see.
Twenty-nine year old actor, Jake Gyllenhaal is reportedly in a new romance with 20-year old annoying person, Taylor Swift. The “couple” spent the weekend in New York City on various dates, having brunch and hanging out backstage at Saturday Night Live.
The two were spotted holding hands and strolling around Park Slope. No hipsters caught a picture of them with their iPhones? They also went apple picking at the Fishkills Farms in Hopewell Junction, N.Y.
Wow, I made it through two paragraphs. I won’t repeat my initial thoughts but that sounds like the lamest date ever. Of course, Taylor would like something as boring as picking apples. I bet she freaks out in the produce section at the grocery store. All of this seems sudden, and quite convenient for the both of them. Taylor is releasing a new album, Speak, while Jakey-Poo has another movie coming out soon. If this mess is true, I can’t wait to hear what sad ass song she writes about their relationship…his name rhymes perfectly with fake, heartbreak and ache.
Congrats Taylor Swift, you’re the newer, younger Jennifer Aniston!