Were the BAFTAs some sort of fund-raiser for The Royal Wedding? I reckon there’s also a little stand outside Buckingham Palace selling tea and biscuits, yes?
MY POINT IS: Why did they even bloody bother with an awards presentation when every piece of Home Decorators table decor was handed to The King’s Speech on a gee-dee gold-tone platter:
Best Film: The King’s Speech
Outstanding British Film: The King’s Speech
Best Director: David Fincher, The Social Network
Best Foreign Language Film: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Best Animated Film: Toy Story 3
Best Leading Actor: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
Best Leading Actress: Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Best Supporting Actor: The King’s Speech, Geoffrey Rush
Best Supporting Actress: Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
I saw maybe two minutes of the “I’d like the thank the Royal Family” awards ceremony–and thankfully, I got to see the Hot Piece of Ass, Tom Ford, look smug–as per usual–while sitting next to his muse, Julianne Moore.