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The BAFTAS. “The King’s Speech”. The End.

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Were the BAFTAs some sort of fund-raiser for The Royal Wedding?  I reckon there’s also a little stand outside Buckingham Palace selling tea and biscuits, yes?

EXACTLY. Helena Bonham Carter taking her BAFTA-win very seriously.

Oh, the TABLESCAPE we could make! Only $19!!

MY POINT IS:  Why did they even bloody bother with an awards presentation when every piece of Home Decorators table decor was handed to The King’s Speech on a gee-dee gold-tone platter:

Best Film: The King’s Speech

Outstanding British Film: The King’s Speech

Best Director: David Fincher, The Social Network

Best Foreign Language Film: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Best Animated Film: Toy Story 3

Best Leading Actor: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

Best Leading Actress: Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor: The King’s Speech, Geoffrey Rush

Best Supporting Actress: Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech

The Hot Piece of Ass and his date, Julianne Moore.

I saw maybe two minutes of the “I’d like the thank the Royal Family” awards ceremony–and thankfully, I got to see the Hot Piece of Ass, Tom Ford, look smug–as per usual–while sitting next to his muse, Julianne Moore.

Honk-shoooooo.