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Courtney Love is 50 Today, You People – By Guest Contributing Writer Mary, Behind the Red Curtain


Courtney Love, everyone’s nightmare wife, is turning 50 today, the same day I hear the news that Ryan Gosling, everyone’s perfect boyfriend*, will have a child with Eva Mendes. How God could fill my head with so much conflicting news in one day… Courtney, still thinking she can reclaim her title of Rock Queen/Queen Bitch, perennially down for the count, downed by drugs, drowned by alcohol, downed by narcissism and madness- forced to watch stupider, more reasonable women take the crown she wore on “Live Through This”.

Every year a rumored triumphant return, every year a let down. Meanwhile Ryan has found a women worthy of love and impregnation, a woman who will not be smoking, shooting up, and giving foul mouthed interviews to Rolling Stone and Vanity Fair while she has a child In Utero. No, an actress of some talent, Eva will be looking more and more like a blow-up Sophia Loren until her waist disappears and she has to wear sensible flats while Ryan adorably accompanies her to Lamaze class.


As a former punk fighting to age without displaying too much dignity, I root for Courtney every time she dusts herself off. As a proud grandmother, myself, I am happy there will be one more Love child and one less Son of Anarchy.

Now all the women sing along with us! One more…

And how ’bout an round of applause for our Gorgeous Mary…over there. Behind the David Lynchian red velvet curtain.

Mary, Queen of Drapes
Mary, Queen of Drapes

Happy Halloween And Hold On To Your MOFO Hats – ‘Breaking Bad’ Alert



Is Heisenberg still alive?  Maybe so.  With a slightly altered name, though.  Let’s scroll on down, shall we?




This “gentleman” showed up at my house today. Apparently, HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.






Before he left, he hissed: I am not IN danger. I AM THE DANGER.




Then I found THIS on my kitchen counter.  All said, he was very charming and quite handsome and said his name was, HEISENBRINK.


DISCLAIMER:  This is my SilverFox husband.  It’s Halloween. And that stuff up there?  Get real, people.

First Trailer For ‘Killing Them Softly’ Starring Brad Pitt

Brad's a Bad Ass Again!

Brad Pitt stars in his latest collaboration with The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford’ director Andrew Dominik, titled ‘Killing Them Softly.’ Based on the 1974 crime novel Cogan’s Trade, Pitt stars as an enforcer who comes to Boston to kill a bunch of small-time crooks who robbed a poker game. I’m already excited.

The movie premiered at the Cannes Film Festival back in May, and garnered a little controversy over it’s use of an excerpt from President Obama‘s 2008 Democratic National Convention speech.

What is that American promise? It’s a promise that says each of us has the freedom to make of our own lives what we will, but that we also have obligations to treat each other with dignity and respect.”

Pitt commented at the festival that it shouldn’t be seen as being critical of Obama’s presidency, but more as “a real expression of hope.”

Killing Them Softly‘ also stars Ray Liotta, James Gandolfini and Richard Jenkins. It hits theaters October 19 and you can watch the trailer below!