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Lady Gaga performs at Tokyo’s Tabloid Club for MAC Viva Glam Campaign

Chalky fierceness, bitches.
DAT ASS! (But seriously? Owww.)
"Don't Cry for Me, Alejandro!"

Wow.  Check. Gaga. OUT.  GOTdaaayum she looks amazing.  I’m glad, too, that she’s not as rail-thin and frail like she was in Australia a few weeks back.

Gaga performed today at Tokyo’s Tabloid Club in support of the MAC Viva Glam Campaign.  She tweeted earlier this week, “See you on ‘American Idol’ May 5th, Little Monsters.” Lady Gaga will perform “Telephone”…and this will most likely be the biggest and best night of Idol this season.

I know I’ll be watching Her Highness.

Jennifer Lopez – DUMPED by her record label; Cannot compete with current female artists

JLo Dumped

It’s being reported that Sony Music Epic Records has dropped Jennifer Lopez–and that it was not a mutual decision.

Let’s all think back to 1999.  What were doing?  We were watching Carson Daly on MTV’s TRL, that’s what.  Backstreet Boys, N*sync, Britney, Christina and Jennifer Lopez, who showed us her fine ass with If You Had My Love , were all the rage.  I loved how natural and at ease, but still very sexy, Jen was in her first solo video:

Loved the song, loved Jennifer (before Puffy dubbed her “JLo”).   But that was 11 years ago.  Jen’s not as likable as an artist, and apparently she’s not as bankable.   Girlfriend just cannot compete with the likes of Lady Gaga or Beyonce`.  Her “performance” on the AMAs a couple months ago, was at best, average.  She even managed to fall on that famous tush of hers.

Sadly, I feel that her personal life may have played a small part in her musical downfall.  Remember all that Ben Affleck crap?  And now her marriage to Skeletor, Marc Anthony?  He’s a little, possessive creep, if you ask me.   Oh, let’s not forget how La Lopez blabbed to the media recently about how she totally thought she should have been nominated for an Academy Award for El Cantante?? Oh GAWD.

So all that baggage probably didn’t help Jennifer stay on track with her singing career…that, and she doesn’t really sing (live) very well.

Maddox Jolie-Pitt loves him some Kim Kardashian, yo.

BOOM. Kim K. is bangin'! (Or, so says Maddox!)
BOOM. Kim K. is bangin'! (Or, so says Maddox!)
Maddox at the Saints game last week, wearin' a fedora, hangin' with Spike Lee and some old dude. Oh. Wait.
Maddox at the Saints game last week, wearin' a fedora, hangin' with Spike Lee and some old dude. Oh. Wait. Sorry.

I love that we’re all taking this ridiculousness and running with it, but so what?  That’s my job.  “Reporting” on BREAKING NEWS, like Maddox Jolie-Pitt’s alleged crush on Kim Kardashian.  I think it’s cute, anyway.

via OK!Magazine.com:

When Maddox Jolie-Pitt attended a recent New Orleans Saints game with dad Brad Pitt, football came second. A lengthy OK! investigation can now reveal that Maddox was more interested in the giant TV screens flashing pictures of Kim Kardashian in her luxury box.“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider tells OK!. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”

Maddox, 8, got “all giggly” when Kim, 29, appeared on the screen.

And how is Kim taking all this affection? Friends say she is flattered to be Maddox’s first big celeb crush.”

And, really?  I like that he likes a girl with a bootay.  (Even though he’s what, 8 years old?)  Hey, I had a “type” way back when I was 4!!