Tag Archives: Baby Bumps

Eva Mendes IS Pregnant With Ryan Gosling’s Baby – Gooses! Geeses!

Yup. It's true.
Yup. It’s true.

Okay. Let’s get this out of the way first and foremost. Ryan Gosling does nothing for me. I know. I’m a freak, right? I can’t help that I find Eva Mendes faaaaarrrr more attractive in that way. I just do. I hear-tell she might be a bit nutty (what actress isn’t?) and that he’s ALLEGEDLY a big fat cheater (again, what actor isn’t?). But here’s the real story:


Baby Blues, INDEED Aaron.

If I’m gonna go for a “Hey Girl…”-sensitive blondish dude, give me Aaron Paul ANYDAY over Ryan. His eyes are too close together; not his fault, I realize. Just something to make a note of for future reference. I also think it adds to Ryan’s air of smugness, which isn’t even in Aaron Paul’s emotional dictionary.

HA! Get it?? A baby goose is a GOSLING!

AGAIN-so many puns, I can’t EVEN.

But I shall…

Kerry Washington Is Pregnant, and Hosting ‘Saturday Night Live’

Kerry Washington is Hosting SNL!!
Kerry Washington is Hosting SNL!!

Photo via: NBC.com/SNL

Kerry Washington has been having a pretty amazing year, and it just got better. US Weekly is reporting that the ‘Scandal’ star is expecting her first child with new husband, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Nnamdi Asomugha. Washington is reportedly four months along, a source tells People, adding that Kerry and Nnamdi are “ecstatic” over the new addition to their family.

Washington and Asomugha secretly got married back in late June in Hailey, Idaho (which is  basically, Sun Valley, Idaho). Rumors have been swirling soon after that she was pregnant, and some questionable fashion choices fueled speculation. The big question is how will ‘Scandal’ deal with their star’s growing belly? I doubt Shonda Rhimes will throw an Olitz love child into mix, so expect to see Olivia in even more fabulous, designer coats. Or they could hide her pregnancy Clair Huxtable style by giving her a big teddy bear to sit behind.

Kerry will be hosting this weekend’s ‘SNL’ and reportedly wanted to start telling people about it now because it would be obvious. Even at four months, she still looks pretty thin.


Here she is turning down Taran Killam‘s marriage proposal. Are YOU guys gonna watch??

Beyonce Pregnant With Second Child?


Is Blue Ivy going to be a big sister soon? Honestly. There has been no official statement regarding Beyonce’s pregnancy status, so it could all be a ruse much like Beyonce’s first pregnancy *COUGH SURROGATE COUGH*.  Here’s what we (sort of) know so far:

Bey attending the Met Gala last week

via: zap2it.com

“…multiple sources are confirming that Beyonce is pregnant with her second child with Jay-Z. Recently the singer told ABC News that she wanted to have more kids, and wished for her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, to experience being a big sister.

 Following the Met Gala, music industry insiders said Beyonce was expecting, but she still made no announcement. After her canceled concert in Belgium, Beyonce wrote an apology note to her fans, which was posted on Facebook, noting that she was feeling better after missing the show and was ready to return to the stage.

I’m not a huge conspiracy theorist…but I am a bit when it comes to Beyonce and Jay-Z and all their media-manipulating shenanigans. (See? I even use words like ruse and shenanigans when posting about the couple. Oh, and Illuminati.) 

What about Bey’s enormous Mrs. Carter Show World Tour Sponsored By Pepsi? Cancelled? Foam bellies of all sizes? YOU tell ME.

Thoughts? Is she? Isn’t she? Let me say this about THAT: I am completely out of shits to give about surrogacy, adoption, water births, mountain cliff births, back yard in the kiddie pool births–do WHATEVER. Just don’t lie about it and say how magical and golden and how windswept your hair was with the final PUSH, because that’s just crap.

Beyonce’s strange baby bump in 2011

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this gem from our girl, Wendy Williams from 2011. Watch it all the way through.