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Baby News! Blake Lively Pregnant, Kelly Rowland’s Photoshoot, Mila and Ashton Name Their Daughter WHAT?

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Blake Lively revealed on her lifestyle website Preserve that she is expecting her first child with husband Ryan Reynolds. A message on her website, a slightly less pretentious Goop for slightly less pretentious blondes, reads

We have something for men, for women, for the old, but we realized, we don’t have anything for the new. With family on our mind, we looked to the origin of it all—to the women in our lives who are right there, at that special moment; at the creation of family.”

The post also contained a picture of Blake, photographed by her brother Eric Lively, showing off her little bump. Ryan and Blake married in September of 2011, and since then Lively has said in multiple interviews that she couldn’t wait to start a family. So congrats to the future parents!

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While Blake is only in her first trimester, Kelly Rowland only has a few more weeks ago until her first child, a boy, enters the world. In a revealing photo shoot with Lance Gross for ELLE, she shows off her belly and her still toned body, thanks to workouts with trainer Jeanette Jenkins.

Everybody always tells you to go crazy with food, and you can eat whatever you want. It’s fine to have your cravings but I wanted an easier delivery. All the women that I’ve talked to, that have worked out, have such an easy and speedy delivery. Exercise really helps that,” she says.

She does admit to being obsessed with nachos for a week, but who can blame her! This Rowland’s first child with her husband Tim Witherspoon. The pair married earlier this year in Costa Rica.

 

Mila Kunis already gave birth, delivering her daughter with Ashton Kutcher on September 30. The proud dad announced on his website that they named her Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher. A source told People that the couple really liked unisex names, and considered other unisex names as well. I wonder if they’ll get together with Jessica Simpson‘s daughter Maxwell for playdates. The couple have been together for two years and announced their engagement in February of this year. Who would have thought that Kelso and Jackie would be getting hitched and making babies in real life?!

 

‘Jobs’ Starring Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs – Trailer

Ashton Kutcher as Apple Founder, Steve Jobs
Ashton Kutcher as Apple Founder, Steve Jobs

As much as Ashton Kutcher may annoy us, I gotta say he looks pretty great as iconic Apple Founder, Steve Jobs.  I give to you, the trailer to JOBS:

So? What do you think? I’ll watch it next year on HBO, I guess, but I’m not shelling out money for Kutcher.

Oh, and one more thing: As much as I LOVE Macklemore’s hit, “Can’t Hold Us“,  can every new movie, TV show, car commercial and dog neutering event PLEASE stop using the song as their “go to” I N D E P E N D E N T up-lifting theme song? Honestly!

Miley Cyrus In Bed With Ashton Kutcher (On ‘Two and a Half Men’)

Hey, y’all. I have titties. – M. Cyrus

Ugh.  See what I did there?  I gave you a completely lame and misleading headline.  Yaaaaawwwn.  I’m even boring myself when it comes to these two, and I tend to be my own biggest fan. (Not really. I hate everything I write.) Not really. What?

Everyone’s favorite hillbilly has landed a spot on no one’s everyone’s favorite sitcom, Two and a Half Men.  I’m cringing at these photo.  It’s just a bit too pervy.  I’m looking at you, CyrusKutcher.

Heeyyyyy!

via Eonline.com

Cyrus makes her Two and a Half Men debut on Thursday, Oct. 17, as Missi, Walden’s (Kutcher) friend’s daughter, who begins to make him feel old.

And while Missi spends some time with Walden in bed, she’s actually a love interest for Jake (Angus T. Jones), who returns home from the army to visit his father Alan (Jon Cryer).

Short-shorts and a bikini top. Formal-wear for the trailer park set!

So Miley plays a little gal named Missy? I think that’s close enough to the ultimate in white-trash names, Misty, don’t you?

Off I go to read all the hate-comments by chicks named Misty. Wait.  That would mean they can read.

Daaaayummm. I’m stunned by my own bitchiness.