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Papa Joe Simpson Got A WeHo Makeover As The Young Gold Digging Boyfriend Surfaces

Joe Simpson stepped out in Los Angeles on Thursday sporting a look that is a far cry from his usual ill-fitting suit and tie or slacks and and sport coat dad-apparel of yesteryear.  That HAIR though, you guys.

In the photos, taken by TMZ, Papa Joe rocks the shit out of a fitted yellow sweater and black skinny jeans, with matching bright yellow kicks. Now it’s Daddy-Apparel!  Go on, Boo.

This makeover comes approximately a month after divorce papers were filed by Tina Simpson, and only weeks after reports that Simpson has recently come out as gay to his soon-to-be-ex-wife and daughters, Jessica and Ashlee. Gay, and involved with a paramour blabber-mouth gold digger more than 30 years his junior.

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Early Saturday, Radar Online disclosed the identity of said alleged paramour.

Reports surfaced that the man in question is a 21-year-old aspiring “model” named Bryce Chandler Hill. The “anonymous source” that came forward, told Radar Online that Chandler Hill has been heard bragging throughout West Hollywood about his on/off relationship with Papa Joe, that has lasted for over a year. Sources say the two met through T.J. Espinoza, who is a close friend of Jessica and Ashlee.

Ugh. Gold digging cliche`…

Although Bryce Chandler Hill tweeted Friday night that the story is “simply not true,” assorted twitter interactions between he and Joe Simpson himself that have surfaced aren’t doing much to support his claims.

If high school ever taught us anything, it’s that if two people are interacting with one another — then yeah, they’re probably fucking.  Since Papa Joe won’t tweet me back, I guess only time will tell.

One more thing: PLEASE tell us everyone kissed and made up and that Ken Paves did Papa Joe’s highlights!!

Joe and Tina Simpson DIVORCE Amidst Gay Rumors About Papa Joe

Jessica Simpson and her dad, Joe

Once again, I just don’t believe in love.  Just kidding.

I don’t think that anyone was overly upset or shocked by the news of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson’s  parents decision to split amicably and file for divorce after 34 years of marriage last month, citing “discord or conflict of personalities.”

The filing came a little over a month after the Simpson patriarch was arrested for driving under the influence in Los Angeles, after he was pulled over and blew a .12 BAC, and just two weeks after putting their family home on the market for $4.4 mil.

The aspect of this story that I find the most entertaining, though, is the report that surfaced Wednesday morning, stating that the divorce filing is actually the result of Joe Simpson’s decision to finally come out to his family, and the 54-year-old’s admission that he is now being kept company by a 20-year-old “boy toy”.  Ooh-la-la. Discord or conflict of personalities, indeed.

Creepy Papa Joe and Daughter, Ashlee

Still seems a better use of his time then watching creepily over his daughters’ ailing careers (okay, Jessica’s BILLIONS hardly define an “ailing” career), and making completely inappropriate and gross comments about their bodies.

So. Get it, Joe?