You know the ones, right? The dude-bro who refuses to let the Bride have just ONE day that’s about HER. The cover ofPeople Magazine’s upcoming issue profiling Jessica Biel and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S Italian wedding actually made me feel badly for the poor chick who married this guy. You guys know I love JT (when he sings), so just hear me out.
I do blame People Magazine for choosing this particular photo for their big coup cover. For me, this photo would be cute as an aside. I don’t expect some stiff and formal shot, but maybe a romantic, sexy and loving photo would have sufficed. Seriously? Jessica Biel is relegated to sitting in the corner in that gorgeous petal pink Giambattista Valli wedding gown?
Oh, and I’m calling bullshit on “Justin helping Tom Ford design his wedding tuxedo“. As bloody IF Tom Ford needs ASSISTANCE in that arena.
Maybe we’ll actually get to see a few tiny photos of Jessica on the last page of the article. Fingers crossed.
OhforPITY. Seriously? Is this necessary? A remake of The Great Gatsby is in the works at the grubby hands of Baz Luhrmann. Will there be red curtains? Pop songs on the soundtrack? Sigh.
“While Baz Luhrmann hasn’t settled on whether he’ll make The Great Gatsby his next film, he workshopped the adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel that he wrote with frequent collaborator Craig Pearce. I’m told that Leonardo DiCaprio read the role of Gatsby, Tobey Maguire read Nick Carraway, and that The Town star Rebecca Hall read the role of Daisy.
The picture is set up at Sony Pictures Entertainment and the reading went well, I’m told. Luhrmann workshops every script he’s considering and there’s no guarantee those actors will wind up starring in the film. Reports have mentioned Amanda Seyfried as a possible Daisy and I’ve heard Baz is sweet on Natalie Portman. Luhrmann and Catherine Martin are producing with Doug Wick and Lucy Fisher.”
I am warning you right now–I’m about to be snooty and a total name-dropper, but at least I’m owning it, mmmkay? My husband’s uncle, Eugene Rudolf was the Art Director for this classic 1974 film. Even if you watch the movie with the SOUND OFF, it’s bloody gorgeous. (Gene was nominated for an Oscar for his art direction for the 1983 epic, The Right Stuff….and to quote my BFF Patrick, “faaah fah faaaaah fah faaaaaah!” That’s Snooty Talk.
So NO, and hell no, thankyouverymuch. Some things are sacred.
Uhhh…I say you better run your menstruating self outta this nut’s home that appears to be located deep in some forest, or you’ll end up hanging by a hook in this dude’s closet. But feel free to watch this ad for Stayfree Ultra-Thin Pads in the safety of your own hole in Jame Gumb’s basement. (“Put the lotion in the f*cking basket!!”)
Actually…as creepy as “Brad” is, this ad is GEEEENIUS. However…there are so many titles the producers could have used: American Mini-Pad; Stayfree or You Will Get Your Head Chopped Off–you get the idea.