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Ana’s Top Celebrity Tweets of the Week

Hello hello, Lovies!

Hopefully you’re all okay after the post-Thanksgiving tryptophan-induced comas, and that you had a lovely holiday!

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Speaking of chemically induced sleep . . . I don’t disagree with her request, screaming children are the worst. Maybe it’s just me, but I wouldn’t judge parents if they chose to start muzzling their kids in public.

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Her transformation into Nina Dobrev from Vampire Diaries is now complete.

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, comic book movie, comic book movie, comic book movie!!!

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I’m officially a fangirl of Newark’s Mayor Booker. He tweets with his people, and personally sees to things that he could very easily delegate to others. During the Sandy disaster relief efforts he was so instrumental in making sure people were given important contact information and updates.

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I need men everywhere, actors and non-actors alike, to be ‘between projects’ more often. Men with beards = hot.

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You wish to be permanently single?

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You all don’t know how badly I caught Wieber Fever this summer, she’s so graceful always!

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Much like his How I Met Your Mother character, he is useless when it comes to sports.

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I know I’m not down with Jesus, but I’m fairly sure that’s not how that works.

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Ohmybob,  so MTV has this new show, Catfish, right? And I caught its second episode and I cannot wait til the next one! The premise is that it takes people who are in online relationships and introduces them to each other in real life. The gimmick is that the reason that they hadn’t previously met is because one of the two parties keeps dodging or refusing to meet up, so the question is as to whether the reason they’re being flaky about meeting is because they are lying about who they are in real life! Got it? I know it seems confusing but in the ep that Vinny is referring to this one dude said he was a male exotic dancer, you have to watch the ep to know whether he was lying or not! But hahah that Vinny was watching and tweeting with us!

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Uhhhmmm, vote! Retweet a thousand times! I am so in love with Nathan Fillion, I cannot function properly whenever I watch Castle.

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Paris Hilton is putting out another album. Looks like the Mayans were right about the end of days.

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I’m still so upset about the cultural misrepresentation that is this White ‘Latina’ princess. I’m not watching, and hopefully no one else fuels Disney in this venture into appropriating the Latino/a culture with blatant whitewash.

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Why does Seth Rogen keep making sense these days?

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Your show is a freshman drama, on CW, so you may want to tone down the ego. Also, for a comic book based series, it sucks so far, and I tend to love all things DC.

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Loki Laufeyson is down with Bob. I may have squealed in excitement, I’m not joking. Funfact: one of my (many) tattoos is a Bob Marley quote on my left bicep, I sorta love Bob. Tom Hiddleston is clearly my soulmate . . . after Nathan Fillion.

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These girls were so incredible to watch, they made #Murika so proud during the London Olympics, I cried during most of their performances!

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I thought I was the only one that kept happening to!

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I liked him on The Apprentice, he seemed personable despite being on Trump’s show (which I hate), and I semi-tolerate his wife, E! correspondent  Giuliana , so I appreciate this tweet- you all know how supportive I am of our armed forces so he earned big points with me here!

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At least she waited til Thanksgiving to decorate! So many people I know decorated almost two weeks ago! Isn’t the tradition that the whole family decorates the day after, or at least after the Thanksgiving dinner?! First they move the start of Black Friday right into Thanksgiving evening, and now Christmas is taking over Thanksgiving!

Bah-humbug!

xoxoxox, comments welcomed and appreciated!

Ana’s Top Celebrity Tweets of the Week!

 

Hello hello, Lovies!

I’d like to kick off this week’s post by wishing everyone a belated ‘Happy Veteran’s Day’, we love our vets and appreciate greatly to all who serve in all branches of our Armed Forces! Longtime tag-chaser over here, so if any of you know of (or are) a hot vet, send him my way @TheMilyMiracles on the Twitter machine!

 

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See? Even celebs love our vets! :’)

 

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Your show (Ghost Adventures) definitely is. Have you all seen this shit, Zak and his crew investigate paranormal activity by ~yelling at~ ghosts trying to provoke them into showing themselves…and since we never see, or hear, jack crap anything the show essentially becomes a cameraman following this gelled-up bro while he goes around angrily taunting air.

 

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Is Tyra finally acknowledging that she looks like a creepy ass Bratz doll?

 

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He needs a new hobby.

 

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What the hell did I miss this week? Why are Kevin Smith and Tyler Posey so fascinated with dogs and their feces?!

 

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I fucking knew it. I also bet the apocalypse will start in Miami again…because we can’t have nice things.

 

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He really should consider writing Hallmark cards.

 

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Made me think of the Mayor Bloomberg skit (played by Fred Armison) on SNL:

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This is an idiot. Who would think that food poisoning would be a fun time?

 

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Confession: I hate Elmo. I hoped the allegations were false, but that it would be too scandalous and that Elmo would disappear. He creeps me out! Big Bird? I get it, he’s just a friendly ass bird. The Count? Homie is/was? legit, he just wants to learn us some math. Cookie Monster?! COME ON, that’s just me on my period. Bert & Ernie? Life partners waiting for gay to be legalized (right on). Oscar the Grouch is my spirit animal. Elmo? I-don’t-understand-you.

 

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Actor Misha Collins has this cool ‘The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen’ (G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S.) event yearly in which proceeds benefit Collins‘ Global Charity, y’know do-gooder type things. One of the challenges this year was to have a picture of yourself taken in front of a classic automobile wearing a dress made entirely of cheese slices. Daniel Tosh took to mocking one participant’s photo on his website without researching the reason behind the picture and Misha retaliated. Love it. I’d tell Tosh to go back to college campus tours, but if he makes another rape joke I’m sure some idiot college dude would think it’s a great idea.

 

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HOLYMOTHEROFBOB, I was so upset by this! This TV season had a whole bunch of freshman dramas and comedies, and I have been greatly impressed and entertained by a lot of them, like Nashville, Elementary, Last Resort, Chicago Fire, The Mindy Project, and Go On. I have ZERO clue as to why this show didn’t click with audiences! The premise was great, the actors were seasoned talent, and oh, yeah: hot men in Navy uniforms. I will never forgive whoever wasn’t watching this show, you killed something I loved and I am devastated.

 

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666 Park Avenue and Partners were not great shows, I won’t lie. I’m still sad that these great actors were in shows with ‘great ideas’ that ended up being subpar. My friend thinks the laugh-track is what killed Partners‘ appeal, but I don’t mind it on The Big Bang Theory, so I have no clue what did this show in. 666 was just a mess, I’m not too saddened by its cancellation, but I’ll need my Dave Annable and Robert Buckley fix some other way. Y’all, don’t even get me started on my heartbreak over Hostess, I haven’t stopped sobbing.

 

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She and I have that in common.

 

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I’ve been there, girl.

 

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False. I have never been there. You’re not welcome.

 

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I use to be a people person, and then people ruined that for me.

 

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This fucking asshat is quoting his own damn book. Can someone please freeze his Twitter account so he can just STOP posting dumb things?

 

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Also for the record, I only care if said government officials are hot.

 

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Ba-dum-Ts.

 

That’s all, folks!

Chat with me and the DIC family on the Twitter machine: DivaJulia, HayAmandaRae, Brittani, HalfBrownJon, Kia K, and me: TheMilyMiracles!

Comments appreciated, see you next week, xoxox!

Ana’s Top Celebrity Tweets of the Week

 

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In my enthusiasm over this post, I will likely make myself look ridiculous, ohmygoodness, but I never claimed to be a ~responsible journalist, okay? Just entertaining  . . . on a good day (no clue if today is a good day). This post is dedicated in its entirety to the most important thing to happen this week: The 2012 Presidential Election!

 

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Hahahah, whoops! I lied already, but allow me to explain why this tweet is so awesome: America’s favorite astrophysicist, Neil deGrasse Tyson, was approached by DC to identify where Krypton (Superman’s home planet) would be . . . and he did! So Action Comics wrote him into their 14th issue so he, personally, could tell Supes that Krypton is (would be) in the Corvus constellation orbiting a red dwarf star! AC even gave us the location which is beyond cool because it’s a way to lend some realism to the Superman universe within the context of our reality; staying true to the lore Tyson made sure that the planet was orbiting a red sun (essentially rendering Superman powerless were he to be on Krypton)! Neil out-nerded us all in true badass form!

Okay, I’m done nerding out, the rest of the tweets are about the election, I promise!

 

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Thanks for the support, Canada! I know that a lot of Canadians were worried about how many of us would defect if the election had gone differently, I know I was ready to find out what poutine is all about!

 

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Yes, that Linda (of WWF/WWE fame) was running! I had no clue until I saw all the wrestling jokes pop up on my Twitterfeed, and hahahhahah, there’s another ‘rich idiot’ that couldn’t buy off some voters, thankfully!

 

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Aaaaaand, yes! Roseanne Barr was also on a ballot – in California, I believe! If celebs are running all willy-nilly, I just wish I had been born in this country because ANA 2016!

 

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I didn’t get those calls, I received the automated survey calls about two months prior and confirmed my vote was for Obama, but after that I kept getting about three calls daily from the Romney camp – which was weird considering I had so much trouble getting myself registered to vote at all! All the calls were laced with some sort of disbelief that I, a vagina-carrying member of society, did not want to vote for Mittens!

 

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Well, to be fair, the majority probably picked up their Spanish from watching Desi Arnaz on I Love Lucy reruns so I can’t be too upset by this.

 

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wHy Is he sending MysterY Messages? Heh.

 

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Sistahs are doing it for themselvesss!

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No election related post would be complete without our favorite bilingual Mayor (his parody account anyway)!

 

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So many Akin jokes were made that night that I had legitimate maniacal fits of laughter!

 

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I’ve got your back, Conan! STOP READING THIS POST BEYOND THIS POINT!

 

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Best two-part summary of the night!

 

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Imagine that!

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I bet not fun at all, especially if he got as white girl wasted as all the women in his binder must have!

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You guys, what if Colbert accomplishes this!? D’:

 

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Fool, Romney should have started worrying when you became one of his biggest supports!

 

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Fact.

 

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I cannot stand people that use their faith as masks for ratchet behavior. Prior to the elections it was: ‘God will help our country choose the right President’ as soon as Mittens wasn’t elected their tune became: ‘Well America fucked up, I will pray that the country doesn’t go to shit‘—ummm, hi, jerks? So what you really meant was, “I’m going to vote for who I damn well please and say “‘god’ told me to” – hey, how about just fucking say you’re voting for whomever because you WANT to, don’t use your religious beliefs to be assholes. Want some revelation?

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That was floating around Tumblr this week, and it’s perfect (for the record, I’m Agnostic, but suspect behavior like this will surely result in my declaring myself Atheist . . . and soon).

 

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I wanted to be nice and just post this tweet without commentary, but, NO. Homeboy’s twitter was siiiiilent up until today when he posted this message, which in my opinion reads as though someone had to remind him that it would probably be a good idea to reach out and thank all of his supporters.

President Obama thanked his staff the very next day in person, whereas Mittens‘ support aides’ credit cards were cancelled before election night was even over. Real classy, dude, hopefully their fares and final housing expenses were covered in some other form.

 

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This tweet (which I’m sure you’ve seen in our post-election recap) came out on election night, and the following day he tearfully gave the speech thanking his staff for their support- we love our POTUS!

YEAH, AMERICA!

See you next week, Twitterverse!