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The 2013 Golden Globes Winners – FULL LIST – Videos of Awesomeness

 

Aside from being gorgeous, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were perfectly hilarious hosting last night’s Golden Globe Awards .  The fact that they never held back with their biting (read:  mean, mean, FUNNY MEAN) shots at well, everyone  made me belly-laugh several times throughout the broadcast.

 

Tina and Amy

When’s the last time awards hosts were THIS good?  Yeah, Ricky Gervais had that one funny joke about a drunken Mel Gibson several years ago.  Pssssh.  Seth MacFarlane? The bar has been raised very high–and you aren’t that tall. Good luck hosting The Oscars next month, my friend. 

If you missed the smart and snide monologue  last night–we have it for you.

 

I’m STILL bent-in-half laughing at the torturer James Cameron joke.

Also very funny was Sasha Baron Cohen, who (more than) poked fun at his co-stars in Les Miserables.  Oh, and as much as I loathe Anne Hathaway (she’s a horse tooth ahead of Paltrow right now on my Loathe List, she IS a good sport when folks publicly mock her dumb ass.

 

So.  Let’s get to the full list of Golden Globe winners, shall we?

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA
Argo
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Zero Dark Thirty

BEST PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Les Miserables
Moonrise Kingdom
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Silver Linings Playbook

BEST DIRECTOR
Ben Affleck, Argo
Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Richard Gere, Arbitrage
John Hawkes, The Sessions
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible
Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Jack Black, Bernie
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables
Ewan McGregor, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Bill Murray, Hyde Park on Hudson

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Judi Dench, Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Maggie Smith, Quartet
Meryl Streep, Hope Springs

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Alan Arkin, Argo
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy

BEST SCREENPLAY
Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty
Tony Kushner, Lincoln
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Chris Terrio, Argo

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Brave
Frankenweenie
Hotel Transvylvania
Rise of the Guardians
Wreck-It Ralph

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Amour
A Royal Affair
The Intouchables
Kon Tiki
Rust and Bone

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
Alexandre Desplat, Argo
Dario Marianelli, Anna Karenina
Tom Tywker, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Cloud Atlas
John Williams, Lincoln

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
“For You” Act of Valor
“Not Running Anymore” Stand Up Guys
“Safe and Sound” The Hunger Games
“Skyfall” Skyfall
“Suddenly” Les Miserables

Oh, hey…who wants to see Taylor Swift’s pinched “I can’t believe I didn’t WIN”-face when Adele won for her amazing song, “Skyfall“?

 

I thought so.  Snort!!

Did you watch last night?

BREAKING: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler To Host The Golden Globes!

Tina and Amy to host the Golden Globes!

Well, now!  It looks as though we will have a good time again at The Golden Globes!  NBC just announced that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will host the BEST awards show of the season.

via tvline.com:

“Having both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on board to host this year’s festivities is a major coup,” said NBC’s president of alternative programming, Paul Telegdy.
Excellent news.

 

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett SPLIT After 9 Years

Amy and Will – SPLIT

 

In a shocking bit of couple’s news, ‘Parks and Recreation‘ star Amy Poehler is separating from her husband Will Arnett after 9 years of marriage, US Weekly has learned exclusively from their rep. Another source is saying that the split is “very amicable.”

The couple were married in August of 2003 and worked together a number of times, including the movie ‘Blades of Glory‘ where they played brother and sister. Arnett, who currently stars on NBC‘s ‘Up All Night,’ once said he “immediately had a talent crush” on Amy. “The first time I saw her onstage, I said, ‘I’m gonna marry that girl,’ ” he told PEOPLE in 2009.

Awww. The pair have two children, Archie, 3, and Abel, 2.