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Tom Ford For Men Skincare And Grooming – Where’s Patrick Bateman When You Need Him?

Tom Ford For Men Skincare and Grooming
Tom Ford For Men Skincare and Grooming

Yes. It’s widely known how much I love Tom Ford. His clothing for men and women is flawless, as is his beauty line for women. Oh, and his sunglasses? Yeah, I admit to swooning over the pair I own.

My Tom Ford (MEN'S) Marko Sunglasses. #WorkBitch
My Tom Ford (MEN’S) Marko Sunglasses. #WorkBitch

But can we sit down and talk about Tom’s campaign for his new skincare and “grooming” line for men? It WREAKS of American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman. 

“In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the ice pack, I use a Deep Pore Cleanser Lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

(Out of the shower)

Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out, and makes you look older.

Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.”

 

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Exclusively at NM
Exclusively at NM

 

Okay, then.  So Mr. Ford’s exclusive collection of men’s fancy skincare is available only at Neiman Marcus.  I have a feeling my SilverFox husband wouldn’t be all that thrilled with a $25 lip balm, let alone a $150 Skin Revitalizing Concentrate.

Silly Tom Ford! Doesn’t he realize that WOMEN are the ones society expects to stay young and beautiful forever? WE spend the money on this stuff–and our husbands simply “borrow” it from time to time.  

Thoughts?

Kanye West Goes ‘American Psycho’ To Promote His New Album

scott disickAmerican Psycho’ is a DiC favorite, and clearly one enjoyed by Kanye West as well. To promote his new album ‘Yeezus,’ West employs Kardashian family member Scott Disick, the one who has two kids with Kourtney, and E! personality Jonathan Cheban to recreate the movie’s most memorable scene. Or second most memorable if you count Christian Bale getting it on with two prostitutes.

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Disick plays the iconic Patrick Bateman character, waxing poetic about the album and his love of Ye. Disick seems to be obsessed with Kanye in real life, so I don’t think this was much of a stretch for him, and many have commented that he looks like a real life Bateman. Things get pretty bloody after he dons a clear raincoat and gets to hacking. Word has it that Kanye originally wanted James Franco for this.

You can watch the clip at KanyeWest.com, after you download ‘Yeezus’ which you probably already have.

 

Lindsay Lohan Update – Failed Intervention By Dad Michael, Called Out By Bret Easton Ellis For Being a No-Show to Work, Horrible Trailer for ‘The Canyons’

Anything for a buck, huh Linds?

 

We’re just gonna go ahead and kill ALL the birds with one stone today, okay?

Lindsay Lohan never fails to disappoint in terms of her hot-messiness, does she? Today we have TMZ reporting that her icky dad, Michael Lohan needed to get his name all over the internet again tried to stage an intervention for his daughter due to the fact that he thinks she might just have a substance abuse problem (whaaaa?) and she failed to show up to do dialogue-dubbing for her new film (I choked on that one) The Canyons.

via TMZ:

“Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay Lohan into treatment … TMZ has learned.

Michael Lohan and several others showed up at Lindsay’s house Friday afternoon … believing she has fallen off the wagon … and they believe that’s why she has become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, “The Canyons.”

Michael tells TMZ … Lindsay’s entire team is on board with the intervention, though we cannot confirm that.

We’re told Lindsay was at the house when Michael and team arrived, but someone claiming to be her boyfriend shooed them away.  The “boyfriend” told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father. 

Someone called the cops to report a trespassing call.  Cops are currently on scene.”

via Bret Easton Ellis Twitter
By the way, this straight-to-dvd mess is directed by American Gigolo director, Paul Schrader and written by American Psycho author, Bret Easton Ellis.  We’ve got the try-hard trailer below, just hold on.

 

 

Regarding Lindsay’s no-show to work, I can just hear that ciggie-stained voice honking about how “Liz and Marilyn did the SAME THING!! I’m an ICON!”  Lord, she’s delusional.