Most of the time an Academy Award nominee tells a really funny story about being awakened at 5:30am by their agent or manager telling them the good news that they have been nominated. This year, one of the nominees for best actor/best actress found out while they were still in the middle of an all night bender with someone who is not their significant other.
After a night of epic partying, this actor/actress was actually in the middle of having sex with a stranger they picked up earlier in the night when their phone began blowing up with the news. This one will shock you with who it is.
BLINK. BLINK. Ummm…”shocking” is the key word here. Would we be shocked to hear Clooney is the answer? Not really. Let’s do the whole rundown, shall we?
Best Actor Nominees:
Demián Bichir – Married; no idea about him, quite honestly.
George Clooney – If you’re shocked, you’re also naive. Sorry. Not him.
Jean Dujardin – Married and French. Not shocking.
Gary Oldman – Married, but who knows? He has quite the reputation with the ladies.
Brad Pitt – Might be shocking, considering all the “Daddy” press he likes to push and that “Bad Girl” significant other.
And now, the Best Actress Nominees:
Glenn Close – Married; Not all the shocking.
Viola Davis – Married, newly adopted child; Pretty shocking, if you ask me.
Rooney Mara – Not married; also not shocking since she is rumored to have hooked up with David Fincher and possibly Daniel Craig on the set of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
Meryl Streep – Married; Has anyone else seen her girlishly flirtatious hair flipping during interviews? Go watch her on Kimmel. I wouldn’t be shocked.
Michelle Williams -Not married; no boyfriend that I’ve heard of or seen. She seems pretty prim and proper, but it’s because of her Peter Pan-collared dresses. Not shocking. She’s single.
So. I’ll go with Brad or Viola. Please chime in! Who would you consider “shocking”?