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Eva Mendes IS Pregnant With Ryan Gosling’s Baby – Gooses! Geeses!

Yup. It's true.
Yup. It’s true.

Okay. Let’s get this out of the way first and foremost. Ryan Gosling does nothing for me. I know. I’m a freak, right? I can’t help that I find Eva Mendes faaaaarrrr more attractive in that way. I just do. I hear-tell she might be a bit nutty (what actress isn’t?) and that he’s ALLEGEDLY a big fat cheater (again, what actor isn’t?). But here’s the real story:


Baby Blues, INDEED Aaron.

If I’m gonna go for a “Hey Girl…”-sensitive blondish dude, give me Aaron Paul ANYDAY over Ryan. His eyes are too close together; not his fault, I realize. Just something to make a note of for future reference. I also think it adds to Ryan’s air of smugness, which isn’t even in Aaron Paul’s emotional dictionary.

HA! Get it?? A baby goose is a GOSLING!

AGAIN-so many puns, I can’t EVEN.

But I shall…